OT: Maiden-world pub

Da, Sreatn Rođendan Blazeu (sjetio sam se ali nisam mogao do kompa)
i koliko ja znam 1963 je rođen
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s7MjM0v7vsE
ovo je brutalnije ;) lol
ona snimka nije nikakav bed, šta vam je tamo brr... čmarec čmarec ;) a ja mislila da si ti hrabar ;) hihi

BTW. Bili smo na Ivanovoj predstavi, i bila je jaako dobra ;) Really. Sljedeći put bi i vi ostali trebali doći. Ranko, jesi ti uopće bio?
 
axy said:
BTW. Bili smo na Ivanovoj predstavi, i bila je jaako dobra ;) Really. Sljedeći put bi i vi ostali trebali doći. Ranko, jesi ti uopće bio?
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da, i ovim putem se zahvaljujem kolegici akselini što je došla i dofurala ekipu :wink:
 
Ivan said:
da, i ovim putem se zahvaljujem kolegici akselini što je došla i dofurala ekipu :wink:
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a pola njih je odustalo u zadnji tren, samo moji blood brotheri su došli ;) al ok ...

zaš akselina?
 
axy said:
da ne kopiram čmarovsku pivnicu .. :suck:
Budući da svakodnevno dobivam ovakve mailove i slično, mislila sam si: zašto bi se sam ja smijala? :evil:
Pa da ih podijelim sa vama ...
šaljite i vi svoje smiješne "anegdote", bilo da su baš vaše ili da ste ih negdje čuli, dobili ... whatever ;)
uživajte (mada sumnjam da u ovoj hoćete, :shock: ali ja sam se razvalila ;) ROFLMAO) :suck: :suck:

Here goes ... :D

Be prepared to explain to those nearby why you are laughing so hard...
Cat Lover's or Not, This Is Hysterical...

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating.
I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I
would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could
think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head.

The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.

Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.

Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then,"C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.

It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs.

She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of kitten hanging from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor buck naked in front of a group of "been-there, done- that" paramedics.

Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter... and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all.

A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was.

"What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your tongue?"

If they only knew!
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axy said:
a pola njih je odustalo u zadnji tren, samo moji blood brotheri su došli ;) al ok ...

zaš akselina?
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tak od zezancije
fora zvuči
onako balkanizirano :wink:
 
E koja je to fora da se galeriji i dnevnicima moze pristupiti samo ako si član IMOC-a?jel ima to gdje drugdje za linkati?
 
Sretan rođendan najdražem, najboljem i najluđem bubnjaru na svijetu :drum: :drunk: :cheers: :edlighter: :bananadance: :grouphug: :headbang: :drum:
 
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