> 1) The first is Smurf Sëx.
> This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until
> you're blue in the face.
>
> 2) The second is Kitchen Sëx.
> This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sëx anywhere,
> anytime, even in the kitchen.
>
> 3) The third stage is Bedroom Sëx.
> You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you've got kids, so you have to do it
> in the bedroom.
>
> 4) The fourth stage is Hallway Sëx.
> This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "fück you!"
>
> 5) The fifth stage is Courtroom Sëx.
> This is when you get divorced and your wife scrëws you in front of
> everyone in the courtroom