HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

rockin_plumber said:
Miss_rockin was feeding baby_rockin yesturday..................

Some horrible orange stuff that was meant to be carrot, parsnip & chicken.

He sneezed all over her when he had a mouthful of it LOL LOL LOL

LOL LOL LOL Bless him, poor Miss_Rockin :|

:D
 
Bockaaarck said:

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> 1) The first is Smurf Sëx.
> This happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until
> you're blue in the face.
>
> 2) The second is Kitchen Sëx.
> This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sëx anywhere,
> anytime, even in the kitchen.
>
> 3) The third stage is Bedroom Sëx.
> You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you've got kids, so you have to do it
> in the bedroom.
>
> 4) The fourth stage is Hallway Sëx.
> This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "fück you!"
>
> 5) The fifth stage is Courtroom Sëx.
> This is when you get divorced and your wife scrëws you in front of
> everyone in the courtroom
 
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