rockin_plumber
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wicker nomad said:
OK
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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OK
MaidenMadness
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8mA :shock: :shock:
you wouldn't feel a bloody thing
10 at ten you would feel a bit of a sting
but 8mA can't hurt you
you wouldn't feel a bloody thing
10 at ten you would feel a bit of a sting
but 8mA can't hurt you
MaidenMadness
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i can tell you that that contraption wouldn't hurt a mousewicker nomad said:you can if you want to
Can't let Luke look at the link, thats the sort of stupid thing he'd try LOL
and you can trust me cause out of 5 classes i have this semester 3 of them are about currents :wink:
rockin_plumber
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MaidenMadness said:
It could if you make it wrong though :evil:
MaidenMadness
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well ofcourse it would hurt you then. if you put 10 ohm resistors instead of 10 kiloohm resitors you would get a maxium current of 3 A and you're dead.rockin_plumber said:
rockin_plumber
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MaidenMadness said:
Bugger wont try that then
MaidenMadness
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and 3 a is 10 times more than lethal amount :wink:rockin_plumber said:Bugger wont try that then
MaidenMadness
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oh yes i forgot to tell you. the first time i deal with currents i held a stick with 5000 volts in itrockin_plumber said:Bugger wont try that then
....that was nice
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
MaidenMadness said:
Ok you have talked me out of making a stupid device for me & my mates
to play with when we get home after a nite on the beer
wicky
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After getting Pope John Paul's entire luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so that we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him,"says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
"I think it's God," the cop replied "he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."
LOL LOL
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so that we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him,"says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
"I think it's God," the cop replied "he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."
LOL LOL
Iron Monster
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WAHAHAHAHAH
Great post
Great post
manic
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manic
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Miss_rockin was feeding baby_rockin yesturday..................
Some horrible orange stuff that was meant to be carrot, parsnip & chicken.
He sneezed all over her when he had a mouthful of it LOL LOL LOL
Some horrible orange stuff that was meant to be carrot, parsnip & chicken.
He sneezed all over her when he had a mouthful of it LOL LOL LOL
rockin_plumber
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manic said:
It stains pretty well too LOL LOL LOL
manic
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when my little cousin was a baby his mum left him in the room with that type food and i said" if you smoother that on your clothes your be invisible" so he was quite old and understood stuff (and watched way too many cartoons) so he did itrockin_plumber said:
didn't exactly blend in when his mum came back
