HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

wicker nomad said:
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,

she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly

teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,

cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous

bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy

bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to

mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive

side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each

other's clothes off and! make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are

lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,

smiling,



"Well, how was it?"







The guy says ............



















(scroll down - it's a beauty)































"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

LOL
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Briliant LOL LOL LOL
 
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LOL
 
LOL LOL did you hear this anecdote about the visit of Jacques Chirac in England yesterday ??

After have meet Tony Blair, Chirac was invite for dinner at the Windsor's castle by the Queen and sons. But Chirac was in late (about 1 hour) and he hadn't escort and be taken in the traffic jam.

So the queen after a long wait decided to start the dinner and asked to her son (prince Philippe i know)to wait the french president and welcome him LOL LOL

British harshness I think LOL LOL
 
the_nomad said:
LOL LOL did you hear this anecdote about the visit of Jacques Chirac in England yesterday ??

After have meet Tony Blair, Chirac was invite for dinner at the Windsor's castle by the Queen and sons. But Chirac was in late (about 1 hour) and he hadn't escort and be taken in the traffic jam.

So the queen after a long wait decided to start the dinner and asked to her son (prince Philippe i know)to wait the french president and welcome him LOL LOL

British harshness I think LOL LOL
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maybe she was just hungry?
 
rockin_plumber said:
:?
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i didn't expect a page with penises on it....i think that would be against the rules of this bb to post a link to that page :P
so i expected something that by some weird simmilarity has that name
 
MaidenMadness said:
i didn't expect a page with penises on it....i think that would be against the rules of this bb to post a link to that page :P
so i expected something that by some weird simmilarity has that name
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I knew that :err:

BTW I was searching for pens when I found that link :|
 
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