HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Rockhardchick666 said:
agreed

but the boobs ones fun, shes the drunkest out of all of them.... you point at her and she flashes you
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I know
but it needs mouse to make her flash
i don't have a spare hand
 
ewil said:
I know
but it needs mouse to make her flash
i don't have a spare hand
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Sometimes i just fucking write and don't think at all!
ewil, shut the fuck up!!!!!!
 
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of
bitches, who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last
stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses
on the train... cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train... but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen... " :D
 
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