HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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Bockaaarck
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wicky
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WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two
extra things left over in his
bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would
allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God
told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."
"Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an
excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,
he should have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and
he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to
write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,
here's the other thing and I guess you can have it,"
Eve asked. "What is it?"
God said..."Brains"
no offense meant :wink: but LMAO LOL LOL
Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two
extra things left over in his
bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would
allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God
told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."
"Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an
excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,
he should have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and
he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to
write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,
here's the other thing and I guess you can have it,"
Eve asked. "What is it?"
God said..."Brains"
no offense meant :wink: but LMAO LOL LOL
Rockhardchick666
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wicker nomad said:
excelent!!!!!
MaidenMadness
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i heard a different version where eve gets multiple orgams not brains but still........wicker nomad said:
MaidenMadness
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so then everyone with brains is a nerd? :?manic said:
Rockhardchick666
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LOL LOLMaidenMadness said:
Rockhardchick666
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:shock: them be fighting words.....manic said:
MaidenMadness
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wicky's was a joke but if she meant it then you have to excuse her. she's a woman and she can't help herself thinking women are intelectually superior to men. but you as a man must not step down to their level and express such narrowminded oppinions.manic said:
Rockhardchick666
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MaidenMadness said:
you don't always mind our "narrowminded opinions"
and men wouldn't be able to survive without us, minus the obvious reson, what would men do without us?
manic
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u wouldnt even be alive if it wasnt for menRockhardchick666 said:you don't always mind our "narrowminded opinions"
do ya think womoen can magically whip up some sperm do u
MaidenMadness
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the same thing YOU would do without men. become extinct :roll:Rockhardchick666 said:you don't always mind our "narrowminded opinions"
Rockhardchick666
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manic said:
haha "In the great race of life, we're all winners" and the same way goes with men sorry dude
MaidenMadness
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same thing applies to usmanic said: