HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

>> > I new you lot would like to be at one with the world, therefore I
have
>> > forwarded on the secret.
>> >
>> > Its been a trying few weeks and at last I have found the secret of
> "Inner
>> > Peace"
>> > To get you in a good mood for the weekend.
>
>
>
>> > THOUGHT FOR THE DAY !!!
>> > I'm passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for
me.
>> > By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have
finally
>> > found inner peace.......the article read:
>> >
>> > The way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you've
>> > started."
>> >
>> > So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
>> > hadn't finished............ And before going to work this morning
I
>> > have finished off a 3/4 bottle of Bacardi, 1/2 a bottle of white
wine,
>> > a
>> > small box of chocolates, 6 shots of tequila, a can of cider, 2
Cans of
>> > Stella, some cheese triangles and a Mars bar and 1/2 roast cold
Duck,
>> > complimented by 1/2 bottle vintage port.
>> >
>> > You have no idea how good I feel.....
>> >
>> > You may pass this on to those you feel are also in need of inner
>> > peace......



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