HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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manic
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click watch this movie
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wicky
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THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you
not being here tomorrow. Might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's
it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand
and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class
does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says,"Well,I guess you'd have to write the exam with
your other hand."
LOL
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you
not being here tomorrow. Might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's
it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand
and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class
does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says,"Well,I guess you'd have to write the exam with
your other hand."
LOL
MaidenMadness
Active Member
heard it a long time agowicker nomad said:
MaidenMadness
Active Member
i just realised something.wicker nomad said:
this thread was made by me so i would be sure everybody read the news on bridge stolen in ukraine but now i think most of ppl here haven't even seen it :cry:
but at least it has some funny posts here
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
manic
Active Member
lolwicker nomad said:We are going to have to wait til he gets back from the pub for an answer
I get the feeling it will be worth waiting for LOL
he wont tell us the truth :evil:
he will be roarin drunk so he will say summat like
"a plank of wood told me to ask the tree what he wanted for his birthday cus he said if i didnt then the tree would run away from home
so the tree told me he would like a lady tree friend so i thought this was best" LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
manic said:
LOL LOL LOL Yeah that was it :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
:err:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the EU
rather than German which was the other possibility. As
part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan
that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k".
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced
with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20%
shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the
language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze
fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten
styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun
vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil
finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the EU
rather than German which was the other possibility. As
part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan
that would be known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k".
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced
with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20%
shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil
agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the
language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze
fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten
styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun
vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil
finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world!
