HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

This was taken from a Thai Newspaper called 'Pattaya Mail' Here
Type 'Circus' in the Search box and scroll down to find the original story.

Freak accident
A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently in the North when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus which was waiting to appear in the next act. Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex which automatically caused her to swallow. They added in mitigation that the hefty creature was a vegetarian who had not previously digested a circus performer. Unfortunately, the 1000 plus spectators continued to applaud wildly until common sense dictated there had been a tragic mistake. Police said the trampoline has been sent for forensic analysis.
 
afraidtoshooteddie said:
This was taken from a Thai Newspaper called 'Pattaya Mail' Here
Type 'Circus' in the Search box and scroll down to find the original story.

Freak accident
A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently in the North when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus which was waiting to appear in the next act. Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex which automatically caused her to swallow. They added in mitigation that the hefty creature was a vegetarian who had not previously digested a circus performer. Unfortunately, the 1000 plus spectators continued to applaud wildly until common sense dictated there had been a tragic mistake. Police said the trampoline has been sent for forensic analysis.
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What a way to go :shock: LOL
 
After her recent outbursts on breakfast TV a psychologist has

denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced.

Sir Paul has phoned in saying normally a couple of beer mats under her left foot does the trick.


:err:
 
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