HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

A woman walks into a bakers. She looks at the shelf with the cakes on. They all cost £3. but one is priced as £4.

She asks the baker why that one is a different price.

"That one's madeira cake".


:err:
 
rockin_plumber said:
LOL couldnt even manage 3rd
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they started with a defeat vs 'the pumas' and they finished with a defeat vs 'the pumas' :| :| ( i don't care LOL LOL )

btw i prefer a french defeat in rugby than a french defeat in Footy

maybe you will have the opposite LOL LOL :oops: :|
 
Frenchy said:
they started with a defeat vs 'the pumas' and they finished with a defeat vs 'the pumas' :| :| ( i don't care LOL LOL )

btw i prefer a french defeat in rugby than a french defeat in Footy

maybe you will have the opposite LOL LOL :oops: :|
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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing" said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"


"I don't wake up until 7:00."
 
wicky said:
A woman walks into a bakers. She looks at the shelf with the cakes on. They all cost £3. but one is priced as £4.

She asks the baker why that one is a different price.

"That one's madeira cake".


:err:
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LMAO LOL LOL LOL that's rubbish LOL
 
wicky said:
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing" said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"


"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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LOL LOL LOL
 
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

LOL
 
Retired People

Working people frequently ask retired people what

they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day my wife and I went

into town and went into a shop. We were only in there

for about five minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a

parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on

man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I

called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started

writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a shithead. He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the

first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused

him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're

retired. It's important at our age.
 
A joke in memory of Henny :)

A duck was waiting to cross the road........

Chicken walks past and says......

Dont do it mate, you will never hear the end of it!!
 
A vampire bat returns to the roost with blood all round his face, all the
other bats get excited and ask him were he got it from. "Follow me" he
said.
So off they go, over hills, down rivers, through forests, and suddenly the bat stops, he said to the others, "see that tree over there, on the hill?"
"yes!" they reply.

Bat with blood says, "well i fucking didnt!" :D
 
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something.

The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.

Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.

Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!

The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

LOL LOL
 
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