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rockin_plumber

The Plumber That Rocks
A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The
chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her
finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night
with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to
drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."


The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put my finger to his mouth."
 

Frenchy

Active Member
rockin_plumber said:
A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The
chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her
finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night
with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to
drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."


The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put my finger to his mouth."
LOL LOL
 

wicky

Moderator
rockin_plumber said:
A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The
chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her
finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night
with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to
drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."


The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I put my finger to his mouth."
LOL LOL
 

wicky

Moderator
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin orders three Pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more

The barman says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it ; It would taste better if you bought one at a time.

"The Irishman replies,"Well, you see, I have two very old brothers. One is in America The other in Australia and I'm here in Dublin

When we all left Home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together. We promised to do this until one of us passes away and then drink 2 pints until someone else dies."

The barman admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way; he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn

One day, he comes in and orders two pints.

All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye And he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine me......I've quit drinking!"

LOL
 
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