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I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal,
they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.

:err:
 
rockin_plumber said:
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal,
they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.

:err:
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You are very naughty :|

LOL


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rockin_plumber said:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news :(
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LOL

Wasn't so much fun today :( Had to take Jake...he doesn't like the dogs very much :| So had to keep rescueing him from the scary creatures LOL
 
I laughed today and the customer didnt understand why :err:
So I had to walk away :oops:

The foreman had been drilling a 6" hole in the wall for a flue pipe....
Then the customer came back and enquired "has he finished now"
I replied "Yes he has, but it is a bit tight"
Customer said...... "Yes he likes tight holes"

:shock: :shock: :shock: LOL LOL LOL Was my reaction.......

Then I had to enquire "How do you know that :shock: "

She said "The electrician told me" :err:

By this time I realised she was too posh to understand my shock and
muffled giggles.........
So I made my excuses and left the scene, then let everyone else on
site know the foreman likes tight holes, according to the customer :D
 
Innuendo :err:

You do make me chuckle at times LOL

So today I got my eyebrows waxed/plucked, and it fucking wrecked :shock:
 
rockin_plumber said:
I laughed today and the customer didnt understand why :err:
So I had to walk away :oops:

The foreman had been drilling a 6" hole in the wall for a flue pipe....
Then the customer came back and enquired "has he finished now"
I replied "Yes he has, but it is a bit tight"
Customer said...... "Yes he likes tight holes"

:shock: :shock: :shock: LOL LOL LOL Was my reaction.......

Then I had to enquire "How do you know that :shock: "

She said "The electrician told me" :err:

By this time I realised she was too posh to understand my shock and
muffled giggles.........
So I made my excuses and left the scene, then let everyone else on
site know the foreman likes tight holes, according to the customer :D
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LMFAO LOL LOL
 
wicky said:
LMFAO LOL LOL
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I really couldnt believe I just blurted out

"how do you know that" LOL LOL

Then when she said the electrician told her.......
:err: What has he been doin with the electrician.......

Im still chucklin aboot it now LOL
 
rockin_plumber said:
I really couldnt believe I just blurted out

"how do you know that" LOL LOL

Then when she said the electrician told her.......
:err: What has he been doin with the electrician.......

Im still chucklin aboot it now LOL
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Brilliant LOL LOL
 
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