HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Inappropriate Charity Events

ECZEMA SCRATCHCARD - genius: raise money for skin complaints and
win a fiver.

9/11 BASE JUMP - what better way to raise funds for the victims of
terrorism than by jumping out of a tall building?

LEST WE FORGET - marking Remembrance Day with an Alzheimer's
fundraiser.

:err: I apologise in advance
 
rockin_plumber said:
Inappropriate Charity Events

ECZEMA SCRATCHCARD - genius: raise money for skin complaints and
win a fiver.

9/11 BASE JUMP - what better way to raise funds for the victims of
terrorism than by jumping out of a tall building?

LEST WE FORGET - marking Remembrance Day with an Alzheimer's
fundraiser.

:err: I apologise in advance

Theres more :err:


CHARITY SWIMATHON - in aid of Hurricane Katrina

LIVE 8 - Get pissed in th epark and watch bands for free!! Africa will thank
you for it.

JULY 7th MEMORIAL FUND - Make a small donation on any platform in the
unmarked black boxes... and recieve a free backpack - while stocks last.

CHERNOBYL VICTIMS FUNDRAISER - 3 Legged race

LADY DI MEMORIAL FUND - Demolition Derby
 
Just got this email LOL

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't
as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
 
wicker nomad said:
Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


:roll: After 7 years with Sixxy, thats a feeling I know only too well.
 
MaidenMadness said:
who mourinho?

Both of em....

Just like Super Stevie G should have done to this glory hunter ....

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