HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

well this did turn out to be a place for all the jokes so here's a long one
and alert for wicky its a football joke so you maybe won't understand it

It's the day of el classico, Barcelona VS Real Madrid.
the two teams are up for it and take to the field to get the game started.
after 30 mins Barcelona are in complete control and are 1-0 up.

the score stays the same up until half time.

In the changing room the Barcelona squad are congratulating each other and telling each other to keep up the good work, Ronaldinho then walks in.
Ronnie tells the rest of the squad to go to a bar and watch the game there.
he says

' i can beat this lot on my own, you go to a bar and enjoy yourselves'

after a few minutes the squad leave the dressing room thinking that ronnie is off his rocker.

the Barcelona squad find a nice bar for the 2nd half, but they can't watch the game as teletext is on with the lates scores, 'this will do' they think to themselves and get some drinks in.

the squad continue to watch the screen

60 minutes, still 1-0
75 mins, still 1-0
full time and barcelona win 1-0

the team can't believe they are shocked and buy a round of drinks to celebrate.

an hour later Ronaldinho joins his team mates in the bar looking dissapointed.
his team mates rush over ....' whats the matter ronnie, you done us proud'

Ronnie looks up and replies 'no, i'm sorry i let you all down'
the squad laugh, 'how did you let us down, you beat them by yourself'
Ronnie shakes his head, ' I know ... but i got sent off in the 70th minute'
 
> > > >>> The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when
one
>turns
> >to
> > > >>>the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
>Whenever I
> > > >>>go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights
off on
>the
> > > >>>car before I get to the driveway. I shut
> > > >>> Off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my
shoes
>off
> > > >>>before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in
>the
> > > >>>bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet bowl and pee down my leg
to
> >prevent
> > > >>>splashing sounds. I then ease into bed, and my wife STILL
wakes up
>and
> > > >>>yells at me for
> > > >>> Staying out so late!"
> > > >>>
> > >
> >>> His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
taking
> > > >>>the wrong approach... What I do is screech into the driveway,
slam
>the
> > > >>>front door, storm up the stairs, pee hard into the toilet
water,
>then
> > > >>>use a full flush... Walk noisily down the hall, undress in the
>bedroom,
> > > >>>throw my shoes in the closet, and jump into bed... Slap her on
the
>ass
> > > >>>and say, 'WHO'S HORNY?!?!?!?!'. . . She just lays there and
acts
>like
> > > >>>she's sound asleep... I'm telling you, it works every time!!"
> > > >>> LOL
 
Gene Pitney's coffin was gonna be made out of solid oak....
But it was gonna take 5 days to make.... :shock:
They then chaged there mind when they were told it would only take....
24 hours from Balsa :err:
 
rockin_plumber said:
Gene Pitney's coffin was gonna be made out of solid oak....
But it was gonna take 5 days to make.... :shock:
They then chaged there mind when they were told it would only take....
24 hours from Balsa :err:
Click to expand...
LOL :err:
 
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