Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
LOL I wont comment.rockin_plumber said:
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
- Thread starter MaidenMadness
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Rockhardchick666 said:
:err: Are you ok....
:shock:
Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
not really. no.rockin_plumber said:
MaidenMadness
Active Member
one about a touchy subject but wtf
american, englishmen and iraqui are sitting in bar in baghdad and are drinking beer. american takes his glass, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, takes out his gun and blows the glass into million of pieces. then he says:
over in america glasses are so cheap that we have no need to drink more than one beer from the same glass
englishmen obviously impressed with what he saw drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air and shoots the glass as well and says:
over in england we have so many material for creating glass and factories that we can afford to drink every beer from a different glass.
iraqui guy drinks his beer throws the glass into the air, takes out his gun and shoots both the american and the englisgmen and says:
we in iraq have so many americans and englishmen that we have no need to drink beer with the same guys more than once
american, englishmen and iraqui are sitting in bar in baghdad and are drinking beer. american takes his glass, drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air, takes out his gun and blows the glass into million of pieces. then he says:
over in america glasses are so cheap that we have no need to drink more than one beer from the same glass
englishmen obviously impressed with what he saw drinks his beer, throws the glass into the air and shoots the glass as well and says:
over in england we have so many material for creating glass and factories that we can afford to drink every beer from a different glass.
iraqui guy drinks his beer throws the glass into the air, takes out his gun and shoots both the american and the englisgmen and says:
we in iraq have so many americans and englishmen that we have no need to drink beer with the same guys more than once
wicky
Moderator
I got that as a text about an hour ago LOLrockin_plumber said:A bear a lion and a chicken debating who is the hardest...
The bear says my fearsome hug makes everyone run with fear!!!
The lion says when I roar the whole of the jungle shiver in terror!!!
The chicken says when I cough the whole of europe shits itself
wicky
Moderator
While i was driving
down the M4 the other day, (going a little faster than i should have
been) i passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side
with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up
to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked "Runway too
short?" To which i replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked,
"What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper
was
surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And what does a
rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then i work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,then with
my
whole hand in, I work side to side until i can get both hands in, and
then i slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet."
Then
the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And what do you do with
a six-foot arsehole?" To which i politely replied, "You give him a
radar
gun and park him behind a bridge...".
Speeding ticket: £105.00. Court costs: £45.00. Look on the copper's
face: Priceless!-------------------
down the M4 the other day, (going a little faster than i should have
been) i passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side
with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up
to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked "Runway too
short?" To which i replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked,
"What do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The copper
was
surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And what does a
rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then i work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four,then with
my
whole hand in, I work side to side until i can get both hands in, and
then i slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet."
Then
the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And what do you do with
a six-foot arsehole?" To which i politely replied, "You give him a
radar
gun and park him behind a bridge...".
Speeding ticket: £105.00. Court costs: £45.00. Look on the copper's
face: Priceless!-------------------
wicky
Moderator
Thomas the Tank Engine
>> >
>> >A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
>>five-year-old son
>> >playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
>>the train
>> >stop and her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want off, get
>>the f**k
>> >off
>> >now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are
>>getting on,
>> >get
>> >the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks"
>> >
>> >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
>>kind of
>> >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
>>stay there
>> >for
>> >TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,but I
>>want you
>> >to
>> >use nice language."
>> >
>> >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
>>playing with
>> >his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
>>say, "All
>> >passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
>>take all of
>> >your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
>>today and
>> >hope
>> >your trip was a pleasant one."
>> >
>> >She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
>>boarding, we ask
>> >you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
>>there is
>> >no
>> >smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
>>relaxing journey
>> >with us today."
>> >
>> >As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... "For
>>those of you
>> >pis*ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in
>>the
>> >kitchen."
LOL
>> >
>> >A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
>>five-year-old son
>> >playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
>>the train
>> >stop and her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want off, get
>>the f**k
>> >off
>> >now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are
>>getting on,
>> >get
>> >the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks"
>> >
>> >The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
>>kind of
>> >language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
>>stay there
>> >for
>> >TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,but I
>>want you
>> >to
>> >use nice language."
>> >
>> >Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
>>playing with
>> >his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
>>say, "All
>> >passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
>>take all of
>> >your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
>>today and
>> >hope
>> >your trip was a pleasant one."
>> >
>> >She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
>>boarding, we ask
>> >you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
>>there is
>> >no
>> >smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
>>relaxing journey
>> >with us today."
>> >
>> >As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... "For
>>those of you
>> >pis*ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in
>>the
>> >kitchen."
LOL
wicky
Moderator
Their english made me cry laughing LOL what the hell are they on about :?
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
But............
Pays expenses the way:
the shipping and handle costGBP176.00
insurance cost GBP3.0
:shock: :shock: :shock:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
:err: you may use it in the kitchen
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
Its only small :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
:err: You could use it for stirring food
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
:err: Normal then
