One for the footie fans....everyone except me :err:
A man had much sought after tickets for the Cup Final. As he sits down,
a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a
seat like this for the Cup Final, one of the biggest sporting event in
the
world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we
haven't
been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone
else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."