HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

The Rarely seen 'maiden fan before 8am' WARNING do not approach.

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wicker nomad said:
LOL LOL :oops:

I was feeling sooo bloody sick!! And knackered :zzz:
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If you hadn't suggested getting the beers in at the hotel the night before, i'd have been fine :roll:


LOL LOL LOL
 
i'm watching a french serial TV and the story is at a french village called 'condom' and they renamed it 'condor' coz it was scared for other countries LOL LOL
 
Voice Mail

A guy is driving along while leaving a voice mail
message for a friend when suddenly the guy witnesses
a car accident (very minor, nothing in any way tragic).
The guy's entire reaction to the accident was
captured on his friend's voice mail account.
Southwestern Bell and a Texas TV station were
kind enough to post it on the Internet for one and all.


http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3


This had me in stitches LOL LOL
 
Bruce: "You'll never see an outside songwriter writing for IRON MAIDEN. It just wouldn't happen. I suppose we could give Robbie Williams' ex-songwriter Guy Chambers a call if we wanted. But he's probably busy writing for METALLICA..." LOL
bruce: "There's far too much 'Big Brother' snooping in this country. I wouldn't complain if we lost a few speed cameras for a start." :D

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THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile........... because I don't know what the hell is going on.
 
wicker nomad said:
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

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30.. I smile........... because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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None of those made me smile
 
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