rockin_plumber said:One morning an Englishman is having breakfast in Paris (coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-
gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: 'You English folk eat the whole bread??'
Englishman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only
eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to England .' The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'
Englishman: 'Of Course.'
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam, and sell the jam to England .'
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: 'Do you have sex in
Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Englishman: 'We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France .'
LOL LOL LOL
btw, i never eat some chewing bubble gum :err: