HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

A bedouin was walking with his camel in the lonely desert. As he had been
walking for days without any other company than his faithful camel, he
was getting more and more horny. He pulled down his pants, but realised
that he wasn't high enough to reach the camel's arse.

The bedouin wasn't stupid though. He made a pile of sand that he could
stand on top of; but when he finally stood there, the camel simply moved
away. Oh well, he tried with a new pile of sand, but with the very same
result - the camel moved.

Disappointed and still erect, he continued his walk in the desert, until he
came across a road. As he came closer, he spotted a red Ferrari with a
blonde woman standing by the front tire, looking confused. When he
confronted her, she begged him to help her replace the tyre, and
promised she'd do ANYTHING for him as a reward.

Being an old mechanic, the bedouin quickly replaced the tyre and asked
about rewarding him. The blonde girl said: "Of course I will keep my
promise. What do you wish of me?"








The bedouin replied, "could you hold my camel still for a few minutes?" :D
 
rockin_plumber said:
A bedouin was walking with his camel in the lonely desert. As he had been
walking for days without any other company than his faithful camel, he
was getting more and more horny. He pulled down his pants, but realised
that he wasn't high enough to reach the camel's arse.

The bedouin wasn't stupid though. He made a pile of sand that he could
stand on top of; but when he finally stood there, the camel simply moved
away. Oh well, he tried with a new pile of sand, but with the very same
result - the camel moved.

Disappointed and still erect, he continued his walk in the desert, until he
came across a road. As he came closer, he spotted a red Ferrari with a
blonde woman standing by the front tire, looking confused. When he
confronted her, she begged him to help her replace the tyre, and
promised she'd do ANYTHING for him as a reward.

Being an old mechanic, the bedouin quickly replaced the tyre and asked
about rewarding him. The blonde girl said: "Of course I will keep my
promise. What do you wish of me?"








The bedouin replied, "could you hold my camel still for a few minutes?" :D
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That's like the joke where the guy is stuck on the desert island with the pig and the dog.
 
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beh women drivers..... :P

a year ago or something like that i was driving along the freeway and i was driving in the lane for overtaking. there was this car infront of me and suddenly it turns on all 4 signaling lights and comes to an immediate stop in the lane for overtaking. i hit the brake with all i've got and i just barely manage to stop without hitting that car. so i go to the other lane to pass that car and as i was passing the stopped car i take a look and in the driver seat there's this woman who's searching her handbag, pulls out a mobile phone and answers it. the woman stopped her car to answer a bloody mobile phone!
 
BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN BEING A PROBLEM SOLVER…..

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE... WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
 
miss_rockin was ordering us a Thai takeaway on the telephone when I
scribbled a last minute order on a Post-It note: "Ask them if they've got any Phat Kok" The lady on the other end of the phone was laughing so
much the call had to be terminated.


:err: Ok not true....... but funny if it was LOL
 
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