HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

miss_rockin wanted to know why I was searchin for ass in google images :err:

I had to explain it was for the random trivia thread here LOL LOL LOL
And how hard was it to find that picture of that ass :shock: :shock:
Obviously the first search didnt yield any pics of the horsey type of ass :|

Then I tried ass (animal)............. :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was even worse LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

But........

It did supply me with the killer blow.........

The Asian Wild Ass 8)
 
rockin_plumber said:
miss_rockin wanted to know why I was searchin for ass in google images :err:

I had to explain it was for the random trivia thread here LOL LOL LOL
And how hard was it to find that picture of that ass :shock: :shock:
Obviously the first search didnt yield any pics of the horsey type of ass :|

Then I tried ass (animal)............. :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was even worse LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

But........

It did supply me with the killer blow.........

The Asian Wild Ass 8)
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LOL LOL

missy will think you have special thoughts LOL LOL
 
A farmer is looking really pissed off in his local pub when his friend asks
him whats wrong." i cant get the bull to mate with the cows" he says....
his friend says "well i have a tip for you.when you get home,rub your hand
over the cows fanny and smear it over the bulls nose and he will fuck
them senseless...... so the farmer goes home and does as his friend says
and sure enough,the bull is fucking everything cow in site.

So the farmer thinks" if it works for the bull,then ill try it on the wife
tonight".....so that night while his wife is asleep,he slides into bed and rubs
his hand over his wifes fanny and smears it over his nose......he gets a
raging hard on and then nudges his wife in the ribs and says "take a look
at this" ........his wife switches the lamp on,turns round,looks at him and
says" you woke me up just to show me you have a nose bleed."

:err:
 
http://www.epost.co.uk/displayNode.jsp? ... ebarsearch

At 2 mins 20 on the video, my sister is in the first tent, hiding from the cameras LOL LOL

The funniest bit was the building next to them was the public loos LOL LOL n the morning a load of school kids walked past, one asked her what everyone was waiting for, she said it was the q for the loo, he said "really" in a really shocked voice LOL LOL He was only about 7 LOL
 
Shhhhhh!!.......




Don't tell anyone......



I'm gonna go down on you......





And you're gonna love it...........




But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........






Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time.....






Lots of love,





Petrol prices xx



:D
 
A priest in a small village was very fond of the rooster and 10 hens he kept out back of the parish house.
One Saturday night, the rooster went missing and the priest suspected it had been stolen.
The next day at morning mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No" the priest said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a Cock?"
All the Women stood up.
"No!" He said with a hint of annoyance.
"That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women Stood up.
"NO!!" He said angrily. That wasn't what I meant either.
"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY COCK?"
All the choirboys stood up.
 
I went on holiday last week and left my adopted black teenager Malcolm
with my Grandad.

Before I went I gave him some advice, "Make sure you always know
where he is, because if you don't it'll take you forever to find him again...
like the TV remote!" I joked.

When I came back I found my Grandad with two black eyes, and a broken nose.

"I did exactly what you said," my Grandad said, "treated him like the TV
remote, but he got angry and attacked me."

"Well something must have provoked him," I said, "What exactly did you
do?"

He said, "I kept hitting him on the back because he wouldn't work." :D
 
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