>> EMOTION PARTY
>>
>> A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to
come as
>> different emotions e.g. fear etc.
>>
>> On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the
host
>> opens the door to see a guy covered
>>
>> in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
>>
>> He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you
come
>> as?"
>> The guy says, "I'm green with NV".
>>
>> The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink."
>>
>> A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens
the
>> door to see a woman covered
>>
>> in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her
most
>> intimate parts.
>>
>> He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have
you
>> come as?"
>> She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
>> The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
>>
>> A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time,
and
>> the host
>> opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,
standing
>> stark naked,
>>
>> one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his
willy
>> stuck in a pear.
>>
>> The host is really shocked and says,
>>
>> "What the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested
standing
>> like that out there in the street.
>>
>> Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"
>>
>> Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here
has
>> just come in despair
LOL LOL