HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Ivan

Active Member
rockin_plumber said:
LOL LOL LOL You are one ugly woman
after play the comentaries were that i'm great as woman. most of people who doesn't know me couldn't believe that i'm not woman
 

Ivan

Active Member
Frenchy said:
and we can't see the boobs. were you afraid Ivan about some big ones LOL LOL
this is pretty bad pic. i've got boobs but they are pretty small. we didn't want that everyone stares in my boobs. that would be stupid
 

rockin_plumber

The Plumber That Rocks
A little girl goes the the barbers & stands next to the chair eating a cake
while her dad gets his hair cut.......

The barber smiles at her and says "you're gonna get hair on your muffin"

"I know" She says........

"I'm gonna get tits too, you dirty old bastard!!!!!!"

LOL
 

wicky

Moderator
>> EMOTION PARTY
>>
>> A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to
come as
>> different emotions e.g. fear etc.
>>
>> On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the
host
>> opens the door to see a guy covered
>>
>> in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
>>
>> He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you
come
>> as?"
>> The guy says, "I'm green with NV".
>>
>> The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink."
>>
>> A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens
the
>> door to see a woman covered
>>
>> in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her
most
>> intimate parts.
>>
>> He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have
you
>> come as?"
>> She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
>> The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
>>
>> A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time,
and
>> the host
>> opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,
standing
>> stark naked,
>>
>> one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his
willy
>> stuck in a pear.
>>
>> The host is really shocked and says,
>>
>> "What the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested
standing
>> like that out there in the street.
>>
>> Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"
>>
>> Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here
has

>> just come in despair

LOL LOL
 

rockin_plumber

The Plumber That Rocks
A Vampire bat flies back to the cave with blood all over its face and on
returning, the other bats get all excited and ask him where he got it from,
so he takes the out the cave, over the hill and into a dark forest, pointing
to a tree he asks if they can all see it, they all shout yes, and he replies,
well i didnt.

:err:
 

Bockaaarck

Active Member
rockin_plumber said:
A Vampire bat flies back to the cave with blood all over its face and on
returning, the other bats get all excited and ask him where he got it from,
so he takes the out the cave, over the hill and into a dark forest, pointing
to a tree he asks if they can all see it, they all shout yes, and he replies,
well i didnt.

:err:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

LOL
 

wicky

Moderator
rockin_plumber said:
A Vampire bat flies back to the cave with blood all over its face and on
returning, the other bats get all excited and ask him where he got it from,
so he takes the out the cave, over the hill and into a dark forest, pointing
to a tree he asks if they can all see it, they all shout yes, and he replies,
well i didnt.

:err:
LOL LOL
 
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