rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Frenchy said:LOL LOL LOL it's not me
It sounded like summit you might do
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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It sounded like summit you might do
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
It is funny.........
But not.....
Song for Britain (for the eurovision song contest)....
We had a Frenchy lady and a band in the final 2...
Anyway the announced the Frenchy lady had won...
Then said oh no... the band has won....OOOPPS LOL LOL LOL
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But not.....
Song for Britain (for the eurovision song contest)....
We had a Frenchy lady and a band in the final 2...
Anyway the announced the Frenchy lady had won...
Then said oh no... the band has won....OOOPPS LOL LOL LOL
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it!!!
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front
door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
None. It should be opened when she brings it!!!
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front
door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
afraidtoshooteddie
Active Member
rockin_plumber said:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
afraidtoshooteddie
Active Member
Listen Sonny.
It's a bit late.
You've had a bit too much to drink.
You're not coming in,
So fuck off.
:shock: Do you Know who I Am???
I don't care, Shorty. Piss off.
:cry: Boo hoo,,,, but I'm a superstar , *sob*
http://www.lulop.com/player.php/7904/01
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
It's a bit late.
You've had a bit too much to drink.
You're not coming in,
So fuck off.
:shock: Do you Know who I Am???
I don't care, Shorty. Piss off.
:cry: Boo hoo,,,, but I'm a superstar , *sob*
http://www.lulop.com/player.php/7904/01
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
wicky
Moderator
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
LOL LOL
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. Thay have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
LOL LOL
RYÆN
Member
4 British tourists are going through Wales on a tourbus. They see a sign which has the town's name "Ycheakhamananaches".
They all argue over the pronounciation of the town until they stop for some food.
Still arguing, they go into the restraunt and ask the chav behind the counter "how to you pronounce where we are properly? Say it slowly so we understand."
The chav replies "Bur-Ger-King."
They all argue over the pronounciation of the town until they stop for some food.
Still arguing, they go into the restraunt and ask the chav behind the counter "how to you pronounce where we are properly? Say it slowly so we understand."
The chav replies "Bur-Ger-King."
Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
There's a girl crying on the top of a mountain when a man walks past her.
He stops and asks what the matter is, she looked very distressed.
"Mommy and Daddy just fell down the cliff, they're dead now!"
The man starts to undo his belt and says "Well, your day isn't going to get much better, is it?"
He stops and asks what the matter is, she looked very distressed.
"Mommy and Daddy just fell down the cliff, they're dead now!"
The man starts to undo his belt and says "Well, your day isn't going to get much better, is it?"
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
LOL LOL LOL
Take the are you a filthy bastard quiz LOL
I got fined £124.60 ($244.65 €183.59) :err: Is that bad
Take the are you a filthy bastard quiz LOL
I got fined £124.60 ($244.65 €183.59) :err: Is that bad
afraidtoshooteddie
Active Member
rockin_plumber said:
No :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
afraidtoshooteddie said:
How much Fraidy :?
afraidtoshooteddie
Active Member
rockin_plumber said:
Not tellin'
Too much :err:
afraidtoshooteddie
Active Member
Ok. I can't remember the exact figure, but it was aboot £670 (€1000)
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
afraidtoshooteddie said:Ok. I can't remember the exact figure, but it was aboot £670 (€1000)
:shock: :shock: :shock: Ur definately a filthy bastard LOL
Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
£1123.24
($2205.47 €1654.98)
:shock:
($2205.47 €1654.98)
:shock:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Rockhardchick666 said:
We all knew you were a filthy bastard :wink:
afraidtoshooteddie
Active Member
From 'The Times' online
The PR firm working for supermarket chain Somerfield got themselves into a real tizzy while trying to educate the public about the real meaning of Easter.
A press release drawn up by Hayley Booth, 30, of the PR agency Brando, claimed that, whilst spending millions of pounds on chocolate easter eggs, many young people are ignorant of Easter's true meaning. It went on to explain that giving each other easter eggs was a way of celebrating the "birth" of Christ.
An altered version changed this to "rebirth" until, finally, a third version of the press release nailed it down (to coin a phrase) as celebrating the "resurrection" of Christ.
Of course, all this ignores the pre-christian pagan rituals involving eggs to celebrate the fecundity of spring, but I don't think we should confuse poor Ms Booth, who the Times pointedly notes was "privately educated," any further.
The PR firm working for supermarket chain Somerfield got themselves into a real tizzy while trying to educate the public about the real meaning of Easter.
A press release drawn up by Hayley Booth, 30, of the PR agency Brando, claimed that, whilst spending millions of pounds on chocolate easter eggs, many young people are ignorant of Easter's true meaning. It went on to explain that giving each other easter eggs was a way of celebrating the "birth" of Christ.
An altered version changed this to "rebirth" until, finally, a third version of the press release nailed it down (to coin a phrase) as celebrating the "resurrection" of Christ.
Of course, all this ignores the pre-christian pagan rituals involving eggs to celebrate the fecundity of spring, but I don't think we should confuse poor Ms Booth, who the Times pointedly notes was "privately educated," any further.