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rockin_plumber
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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of
him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and
regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge
took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should
have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the ENGLISH soccer
team , whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of
him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and
regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree
possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge
took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should
have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the ENGLISH soccer
team , whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
MaidenMadness
Active Member
LOL
rockin_plumber
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MaidenMadness said:
Thought you might find that funny 8)
rockin_plumber
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An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the
roof - through his wedding tackle. :shock:
According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the
four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and
was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof". :shock: :shock:
It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and,
after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he's
reportedly "recovering well" following surgery. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
roof - through his wedding tackle. :shock:
According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the
four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and
was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof". :shock: :shock:
It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and,
after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he's
reportedly "recovering well" following surgery. :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
rockin_plumber
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wicky said:
You made me go :shock: :shock: :shock:
I had just recovered from posting it :|
rockin_plumber
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A study in France by experts to find out which country was the rudest to
tourists....
Found out it was France LOL LOL LOL
tourists....
Found out it was France LOL LOL LOL
rockin_plumber
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Frenchy said:
Anyone who has been snubbed by a Gallic waiter won't be surprised to
hear French tourism chiefs have admitted they are the rudest people on
earth when it comes to greeting foreign visitors.
rockin_plumber
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rockin_plumber said:
it's real i have to admit :| And it's really strange coz France is one of the country the most visited. But i saw a report the other day about that, and it's real :| for example, when you arrive (the stranger) at an airport (Charles de Gaulle), you can't find notices, indications. Offices are always write in french and, worst, ppl (here i think to inform tourists :? ) don't speak themselves english or german :|
There's a big bug and it seems that ppl that come in France have to speak french or die LOL LOL
:|
Frenchy met english ppl and tried to do the best 8)
rockin_plumber
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Frenchy said:
Ur a credit to ur Country
FRENCHY FOR FRENCH LEADER :fist:
rockin_plumber
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A man restoring an antique chair in Salisbury Wiltshire found a perfectly
preserved French newspaper from the year 1814 inside the chair.....
.oO(Wasnt that the same year Frenchy was born)
:err:
preserved French newspaper from the year 1814 inside the chair.....
.oO(Wasnt that the same year Frenchy was born)
:err: