Alonso’s stubble trouble
As if things were not strained enough at McLaren, world champion
Fernando Alonso tried his luck further on Friday, by turning up in Istanbul
with a rather threadbare beard, in defiance of the team's alleged ‘no facial
hair’ policy.
Legal experts insist such a rule would be difficult to enforce, but that
doesn’t explain why David Coulthard spent nine years at the team with a
chin as soft as a baby’s bottom, before sprouting a modest crumb-catcher
the minute he arrived at Red Bull.
However, it now appears that the reason Alonso whipped off the beard
before qualifying was not an edict from Ron Dennis, but a telephone call
from the Spaniard’s grandmother, who spotted her grandson looking less
than tidy on television.
Our source close to the team said: “Any form of face fungus is
discouraged so it was good to see the beard go, though we are still
monitoring the length of Lewis Hamilton’s sideburns which are getting a bit
close to the limit.”