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Rockhardchick666 said:
No really, what do you mean.
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When you get two halves of a coconut shell and clip clop them together....
It sounds like a horse.....

A pistatio nut is like.... very small....
Hence a small clip clop....

You kinda spoiled it now :|
 
rockin_plumber said:
When you get two halves of a coconut shell and clip clop them together....
It sounds like a horse.....

A pistatio nut is like.... very small....
Hance a small clip clop....

You kinda spoiled it now :|
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LOL


Yep, the impact has gone, ruined :|
 
rockin_plumber said:
When you get two halves of a coconut shell and clip clop them together....
It sounds like a horse.....

A pistatio nut is like.... very small....
Hence a small clip clop....

You kinda spoiled it now :|
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LOL ohhh I get it.
 
When microwaving soup, avoid scalding your
fingers, or getting soup on your oven gloves,
when serving. Simply use two slices of bread
as insulating gloves - not only will your hands
be burn-free but you can eat any spillages later! 8)
 
rockin_plumber said:
When microwaving soup, avoid scalding your
fingers, or getting soup on your oven gloves,
when serving. Simply use two slices of bread
as insulating gloves - not only will your hands
be burn-free but you can eat any spillages later! 8)
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Brilliant! I need to test this out.
 
rockin_plumber said:
When microwaving soup, avoid scalding your
fingers, or getting soup on your oven gloves,
when serving. Simply use two slices of bread
as insulating gloves - not only will your hands
be burn-free but you can eat any spillages later! 8)
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8) 8) Fantastic 8) 8) 8)
 
Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey.
The following morning you can create the effects of hangover
by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid
and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
:D
 
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

8)
 
If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.

:err:
 
rockin_plumber said:
If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.

:err:
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Classic LOL LOL
 
rockin_plumber said:
If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.

:err:
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or just let it melt.
 
when you're in need of a laugh watch anything that has john cleese
when you're sad listen to pink floyd's animal's album
when you're in a need of a cry listen to death on the road

when you're leaving don't look back
 
MaidenMadness said:
when you're in need of a laugh watch anything that has john cleese
when you're sad listen to pink floyd's animal's album
when you're in a need of a cry listen to death on the road

when you're leaving don't look back
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Not sure what to say to that
 
wicker nomad said:
Not sure what to say to that
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:err: Bye
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