the book of rockin

rockin_plumber said:
When reheating last night's pizza in the
microwave, don't put it on a plate. Cut out a
piece of the box slightly larger than your
pizza and microwave it on that. This stops the
base getting soggy, and saves on washing up.
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sound advice
 
rockin_plumber said:
When reheating last night's pizza in the
microwave, don't put it on a plate. Cut out a
piece of the box slightly larger than your
pizza and microwave it on that. This stops the
base getting soggy, and saves on washing up.
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You are such a wealth of wisdom LOL
 
Right I stole these but they are all true LOL

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80 has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8 ) You're never quite sure whether its against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18 ) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28 ) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
 
Don't waste your cash on expensive Athlete's Foot
remedies. Simple Cillit Bang works just as well
in killing the fungus that causes the rot.

8)
 
rockin_plumber said:
Don't waste your cash on expensive Athlete's Foot
remedies. Simple Cillit Bang works just as well
in killing the fungus that causes the rot.

8)
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alcohol solves all problems
 
Too much head on your pint? Simply rub your
finger along the side of your nose then dip
it in your beer and marvel as the foam
disappears. This is because of nose oil.

8)
 
rockin_plumber said:
Too much head on your pint? Simply rub your
finger along the side of your nose then dip
it in your beer and marvel as the foam
disappears. This is because of nose oil.

8)
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you know you can just poke it and it was the same effect?
 
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