MaidenMadness
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..................on what planet?Bockaaarck said:
now thinking
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Bockaaarck
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MaidenMadness said:now all that remains is to teach bocky some german expressions
gutten tag - good day
aufwiedersehn - goodbye
scheize - shit
ficken - i think we all know this one
du bist ein grosses schwein - figure it out
ja ich liebe bier
thats all german you need to convince someone youre german
I've always found this phrase rather handy when trying to clear the beach..............
"Rennt Um Euer Lieben, Er Hat 'Ne Panzerfaust!"
MaidenMadness
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LOLBockaaarck said:
MaidenMadness
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i'm so glad i chose to buy led zeppelin's presence over number of the beast rererelase single :banana: :banana: :banana:
MaidenMadness
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wow that was quick
two posts in under a minute
two posts in under a minute
MaidenMadness
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so you combined your kids with broadband so now they can decide faster than normal everyday kids? :?wicker nomad said:That's what broadbeans can do
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ewil
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I now present to you a sad tale. A tale about a brave young lad. A brave young lad who went by the name... "GAY".
Gay always wanted to play. Play I say? I say play. Gay always wanted to play I say, play in the hay and in the month of May I say. Sadly, the other boys did not want to play with Gay I say, so they left Gay alone to play by himself all day I say. Poor, poor gay.
One day, the people of the village decided that Gay couldn't stay, and that they would like him to go far away. Would they let him stay? Nay I say, nay. Tossed out much to his dismay, it was up to Gay to find his own way I say.
As much as this hurt Gay, he found his own way and befriended the bunnies in the field that day. With the bunnies that day, all he wanted to do was play and play and play I say. But Gay didn't want to play in the right way with the bunnies I say. No, he wanted to play in the bad way.
THE VERY, VERY BAD WAY! SO RISQUE! SHAME ON YOU GAY!
SHAME ON YOU I SAY!
But sadly, this was just the beginning of this bad day I say, for you see Gay still wanted to play. But since the bunnies all ran away, he had to find someone else with whom he could play I say. And find someone else he did that day, in another town that wasn't too far away.
He found another boy named Elliot that day, and Gay forced him into his raunchy world of moral decay I say. It was as if Gay took all of his spirit away, and then left him wondering how could this have happened when every night to the lord above he would pray. From this day forth, "There is no god!" is what Elliot would say.
The townsfolk didn't know what actually happened to Elliot that day, but they suspected Gay was responsible in some way I say. Though it may sound cliche, they punished Gay until he confessed what he did to Elliot that day. While he wanted to run away, Gay knew there was only one way out of this squeeze play, and that was to say what made him act in such a bizarre way.
"I was traveling in an ice castle one day, when I strayed into the library I say. But this was no ordinary library in which one could play I say! There were mystical books flying around much to my dismay, but it was obvious that all they wanted to do was display." said Gay I say. "But what did they want to display to you on that day?" said the townspeople I say.
Gay dropped to his knees and cried out, "They showed me pornography I say! It led me astray and now I have nothing left to say except that I'm sorry for acting in such a way! Pornography is to blame for my shame I say!" And on that note, he ran far, far away.
And now this sad story is finally over I say... HOORAY!
Gay always wanted to play. Play I say? I say play. Gay always wanted to play I say, play in the hay and in the month of May I say. Sadly, the other boys did not want to play with Gay I say, so they left Gay alone to play by himself all day I say. Poor, poor gay.
One day, the people of the village decided that Gay couldn't stay, and that they would like him to go far away. Would they let him stay? Nay I say, nay. Tossed out much to his dismay, it was up to Gay to find his own way I say.
As much as this hurt Gay, he found his own way and befriended the bunnies in the field that day. With the bunnies that day, all he wanted to do was play and play and play I say. But Gay didn't want to play in the right way with the bunnies I say. No, he wanted to play in the bad way.
THE VERY, VERY BAD WAY! SO RISQUE! SHAME ON YOU GAY!
SHAME ON YOU I SAY!
But sadly, this was just the beginning of this bad day I say, for you see Gay still wanted to play. But since the bunnies all ran away, he had to find someone else with whom he could play I say. And find someone else he did that day, in another town that wasn't too far away.
He found another boy named Elliot that day, and Gay forced him into his raunchy world of moral decay I say. It was as if Gay took all of his spirit away, and then left him wondering how could this have happened when every night to the lord above he would pray. From this day forth, "There is no god!" is what Elliot would say.
The townsfolk didn't know what actually happened to Elliot that day, but they suspected Gay was responsible in some way I say. Though it may sound cliche, they punished Gay until he confessed what he did to Elliot that day. While he wanted to run away, Gay knew there was only one way out of this squeeze play, and that was to say what made him act in such a bizarre way.
"I was traveling in an ice castle one day, when I strayed into the library I say. But this was no ordinary library in which one could play I say! There were mystical books flying around much to my dismay, but it was obvious that all they wanted to do was display." said Gay I say. "But what did they want to display to you on that day?" said the townspeople I say.
Gay dropped to his knees and cried out, "They showed me pornography I say! It led me astray and now I have nothing left to say except that I'm sorry for acting in such a way! Pornography is to blame for my shame I say!" And on that note, he ran far, far away.
And now this sad story is finally over I say... HOORAY!
Bockaaarck
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Now thinking....."My my, when the grocer said these peppers were hot.....he really meant it" :shock: 
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