HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

rockin_plumber said:
Bocky and Frenchy were out playing golf...
They both tee'd off on the first hole and their balls kinda went off the
fairway a bit.

Bocky found his in a big clump of buttercups a tough shot but he would
manage it.
Thrashing away with his club he kept missing the ball...
But totally obliterated the buttercups.
Then there was a puff of smoke and mother nature apeared....
Oh dear Mr Bocky she said...
Look what you have done to these lovely buttercups :|
You need to be punished :|
No butter for you for the rest of your days :|
Another puff and she was gone.

Bocky was a bit shocked by this and turned round but couldnt see Frenchy..

He shouted out FRENCHY... WHERE ARE YOU

Over here in the pussy willow..... came the reply....

:shock: :shock: :shock: FOR FUX SAKE DONT SWING THAT CLUB FRENCHY


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you're crazy funny rocky BIG LMFAO LOL LOL
 
rockin_plumber said:
Bocky and Frenchy were out playing golf...
They both tee'd off on the first hole and their balls kinda went off the
fairway a bit.

Bocky found his in a big clump of buttercups a tough shot but he would
manage it.
Thrashing away with his club he kept missing the ball...
But totally obliterated the buttercups.
Then there was a puff of smoke and mother nature apeared....
Oh dear Mr Bocky she said...
Look what you have done to these lovely buttercups :|
You need to be punished :|
No butter for you for the rest of your days :|
Another puff and she was gone.

Bocky was a bit shocked by this and turned round but couldnt see Frenchy..

He shouted out FRENCHY... WHERE ARE YOU

Over here in the pussy willow..... came the reply....

:shock: :shock: :shock: FOR FUX SAKE DONT SWING THAT CLUB FRENCHY


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LOL LOL

Just been up town and bought the sun newspaper....

Our shitty little town is in it :shock:

For having possibly the worst xmas lights in the country LOL LOL LOL
 
wicky said:
LOL LOL

Just been up town and bought the sun newspaper....

Our shitty little town is in it :shock:

For having possibly the worst xmas lights in the country LOL LOL LOL
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I laughed when I read that LOL LOL LOL
 
rockin_plumber said:
I laughed when I read that LOL LOL LOL
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And here they are in all thier splendour LOL LOL LOL

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rockin_plumber said:
And here they are in all thier splendour LOL LOL LOL

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LOL LOL LOL

It's embarrassing really :oops:

One of my best mates should be on our local news in a minute :D She works in the Londis shop by "the" lights LOL
 
Young man called Dave wanted to buy his new girlfriend’s Christmas present. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long so he decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, neither too romantic nor too personal.

He went with his girlfriend’s sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white fur lined gloves, The sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Dave got the knickers, Without checking Dave sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following letter:-



Dear Sasha,


I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove. These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them, even though they were a little bit tight.

She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny, In fact she hasn’t needed to wash it since she began wearing them.


I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.


I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

Dave.

P.S.The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.


LOL
 
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