HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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Rockhardchick666
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
but if I were the shitter, I'd of knocked him the fuck out.
but if I were the shitter, I'd of knocked him the fuck out.
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:
:err: Are ur car doors ok
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
LOL LOL LOL PONG.......... Not just a game
Bockaaarck
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Just found this T-Shirt.............
LMFAO
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LMFAO
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Bockaaarck
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rockin_plumber said:
That's brilliant LOL
manic
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http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/494233866
omg it really works :shock:
omg it really works :shock:
Rockhardchick666
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manic said:
I take it you're brett?
I wanted to see who it was sent to.
rockin_plumber
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wicky
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LOLFrenchy said:
wicky
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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm "I'd like to buy a horth" He says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to
show him the horses ears.
"Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhapth I should weefwaze that...
"Can I thee her wun awound?""
LOL
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to
show him the horses ears.
"Nithe eerth.' he says 'Now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhapth I should weefwaze that...
"Can I thee her wun awound?""
LOL
Rockhardchick666
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LOL yessir!ewil said:
wicky
Moderator
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
LOL
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
LOL