HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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Rockhardchick666
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I dont' get it, whats wrong with it, unless you're just talking about gwar.
Rockhardchick666
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ewil said:
I didn't see anyone jerk off. weird.
Rockhardchick666
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Rockhardchick666 said:
Ahahaha, I saw it this time!
Rockhardchick666
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ewww, what gross noises.
Rockhardchick666
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
?
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
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Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
?
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
?
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
?
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
?
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
?
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
?
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
LOL LOL LOL
A: A cherry float.
?
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
?
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
?
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
?
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
?
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
?
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
?
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
?
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
?
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
?
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
?
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
?
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
?
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
?
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
?
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
LOL LOL LOL
rockin_plumber
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rockin_plumber
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wicker nomad said:My memory really is shite
:err: or is it I remember useless info
rockin_plumber
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Frenchy said:
:err: Wicky dont remember useless info though
