HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Cyrus said:
The Exorcist in 30 seconds... with bunnies

http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html
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You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.





Its okay...i'm not addicted :D :banana: :banana: :banana:
 
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That is a Golden lion tamarin ^^^^

At paignton zoo they run around free......
one dropped a turd on miss rockins fathers shoe.

Kinda made up for no Llamas bein there ......wicker nomad :|
 
wicker nomad said:
Sorry Rockin :( :oops: was the silverback awake?..loads of times we've been he's done nothing but sleep!
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There was three there. (if thats the western lowland gorillas ur on about :p )

One was asleep two were kinda wandering about :p

I think there are 4 but one must have been hiding. :cry:
 
The silverback is about double the size of the other 3....he was probably the one that was asleep :D
 
rockin_plumber said:
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK"


It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.


In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John FUCKed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was FUCKed by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a FUCK) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a FUCK); or an adverb (Mary is FUCKing interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific FUCK). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is FUCKing beautiful).


As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK".



Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:


Greetings; How the FUCK are you?
Fraud; I got FUCKed by the car dealer.
Dismay; Oh, FUCK it!
Trouble; Well, I guess I'm FUCKed now.
Aggression; FUCK you.
Disgust; FUCK me.
Confusion; What the FUCK...?
Difficulty; I don't understand this FUCKing business.
Despair; FUCKed again.
Incompetence; He FUCKs up everything.
Displeasure; What the FUCK is going on here?
Lost; Where the FUCK are we?
Disbelief; UnFUCKingbelieveable.
Retaliation; Up your FUCKing ass.
Telling time; I have to work till 5 o-FUCKing-clock.



It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a FUCKing asshole."
It can be used to tell time -- "It's five FUCKing thirty."
It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this FUCKing job?"
It can be maternal -- as in "MotherFUCKer".
It can be political -- "FUCK Bill Clinton."


General Custer's last words: "Where did all them FUCKing Indians come from?"


"What the FUCK was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima


"That's not a real FUCKing gun." - John Lennon


"Who's gonna FUCKing find out?" - Richard Nixon


"Heads are going to FUCKing roll." - Anne Boleyn


"Any FUCKing idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein


"It does so FUCKing look like her!" - Picasso


"How the FUCK did you work that out?" - Pythagoras


"You want what on the FUCKing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo


"FUCK a duck." - Walt Disney


"Scattered FUCKing showers my ass." - Noah


"I need this parade like I need a FUCKing hole in my head." - J.F.K.


And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this FUCKing water coming from?"



The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say FUCK?



Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige.



Tell someone "FUCK YOU today!"
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Heres the video link to that
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm
 
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