HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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twilightsglow
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LOL LOLCyrus said:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
ewil said:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
wicky
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You know you are addicted to coffee if ...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Its okay...i'm not addicted
:banana: :banana: :banana:
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You ski uphill.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
Its okay...i'm not addicted
:banana: :banana: :banana:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
That is a Golden lion tamarin ^^^^
At paignton zoo they run around free......
one dropped a turd on miss rockins fathers shoe.
Kinda made up for no Llamas bein there ......wicker nomad :|
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:Sorry Rockin
was the silverback awake?..loads of times we've been he's done nothing but sleep!
There was three there. (if thats the western lowland gorillas ur on about
)One was asleep two were kinda wandering about
I think there are 4 but one must have been hiding. :cry:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
I always wondered about that Mick Fuknell ginger tosser :err:
Bunnies too tight to mention
Hey Micky
They made me chuckle anyway
Bunnies too tight to mention
Hey Micky
They made me chuckle anyway
The#2RY
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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
rockin_plumber said:I always wondered about that Mick Fuknell ginger tosser :err:
Bunnies too tight to mention
Hey Micky
They made me chuckle anyway
Forgot this one called Holding back the ears
wicky
Moderator
LOL LOL LOL LOLrockin_plumber said:Forget this one called Holding back the ears
