MaidenMadness
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someone hacked one croatian rpg forum and made it that every time one uses a preposition, preposition you used if it was in english or croatian is replaced by "african american" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS
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Rockhardchick666
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MaidenMadness said:
haha yes
wicky
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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the living daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger, apologised to the driver and said he didn't realise a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much. The driver replied,"No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my first day driving a taxi. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!
LOL
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the living daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger, apologised to the driver and said he didn't realise a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much. The driver replied,"No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my first day driving a taxi. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!
LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
^^^ LOL
Rockhardchick666
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Why did the chicken cross the road? :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Rockhardchick666 said:
:roll: Go on then
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomads son said:come on then
I think Chicky may be secretly blonde LOL LOL LOL
She posted that joke over 3 1/2 hours ago and still hasn't got the answer LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:She's back
Quick spam a lot she may not notice :err:
Rockhardchick666
Well-Known Member
rockin_plumber said:
oh no I noticed......
I'm not blonde, I just honestly don't remember the end to that joke
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
wicker nomad said:Not a chance
Just get it to the next page she might not look back that far then :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Rockhardchick666 said:oh no I noticed......
LOL LOL LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Here is the answer I found chicky LOL
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
But I always thought it was........
To get to the other side :err:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
But I always thought it was........
To get to the other side :err:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF MERCY
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
LOL
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF MERCY
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
LOL