The#2RY said:
its brilliant didnt get back till 20 past 1 last night or something like quarter past welve but it was still in the motning
wanna hear another joke?
anyone??? :?
ok no one will reply so ill just tell you all anyway
there was this boy who couldnt speak properly
his mum asked him to got to
the pet shop for a cockerspaniel
the toy shop for a bucket
and the backers for a bun
so he went to the pet shop and said
"cood eh get a Cockandscratchit plasse"
and the shopkeeper replied
"WHAT a cockandscratchit we dont have those but we have cockerspaniels"
and the kid says
"yees Thets it"
so he goes to the toy shop and says
"con eh geet a f*cket"
and he replies
"No there sold out but ypu can try the bucket"
and he says
"yeh thats it"
so he goes to the Bakers and says
"coon eh geet a bum plasse"
and the baker says
"youv got one"
and the kid says
"no one of them"
so he gets his bun
And he was standing at the crosslights and the cockerspaniel runs away so he asks this old lady
"can you hold ma bum and fvckit while i get ma cockandscratchit"
LOL LOL LOL
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