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Goddam muther freakin snow :x :x :x

Started the car and must have left the wipers on last time I used it :x :x

6 Inches of snow on the windscreen :x :x :x

Bang blown fuse :x :x :x

Freakin Cold :x :x :x

I HATE THIS WEATHER :x :x :x
 
THIS FUCKING PLACE CRASHED AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!! ALL THOSE CONVERSATIONS ARE ALL LOST IN THE CYBER BLOODY SPACE!!!!!
 
ewil said:
THIS FUCKING PLACE CRASHED AGAIN!!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!! ALL THOSE CONVERSATIONS ARE ALL LOST IN THE CYBER BLOODY SPACE!!!!!
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It didn't crash. It was taken down on purpose due to some...well...that's not important. Anyways, it had to be done!
 
Bought an 8mm 3/8 Drive socket from Halfords 6 months ago.
It has a lifetime guarantee.
I use it quite a lot so I had worn it out.

Me: I purchased this months ago and its broke.

Spotty Oik: I will just check the guarentee time on them

Me: No need it has a lifetime guarentee here look I have got another one off the shelf.

Spotty Oik: It might just be one year though.

Me: If you carry on like this your lifetime wont see today out pall :x :x :x now are you gonna change it :x :x

Spotty Oik: I will just check with the supervisor.

....................5 Minutes later

Spotty Oik: Have you got the receipt?

Me: No the thing has a lifetime guarentee has Halfords stamped on it so I saw no reason for keeping it really :x :x :x


Spotty Oik: I will just check with the supervisor again.

.............another 5 minutes pass

Spotty Oik: Ok we will change it this time but if it happens again you may have to have the reciept.

Me: Ok thanx :x :x :x :x :x :x But if it goes again and I have this trouble someone will have to remove it from their anal orrifice :x :x :x :x :x :x :x GOODBYE
 
Now Ive cut my bloody thumb on the foil tray from my Chicken Madras :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

Stings like fuk and bleedin everywhere :x :x :x :x :x :x
 
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