SirLardsAlot said:One day at the driving range, my golf club slipped out of my hands and went a good 25 yards. So everyone had to stop while I ran out and grabbed my club.
Maniac618 said:I got drunk when i was 14 and after playing a drunken gig with my band in my friends front room i then (attempted to) break-dance for the girls. I was told afterwards that all i was doing was rolling on the floor like a dying dog shot by Frester.