Unanswerable Questions

If God is omniscient-didn't he know Adam and Eve would eat the apple?

Was it an apple-or a pomegranite?

Why did he create a flood-if he knew things would revert back to the way they were before the flood?

How can anyone say they follow the Bible completely-when everything contradicts everything?
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rockin_plumber said:
If toast always falls butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped some toast to a cats back?
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system. I've been thinking about this cat/toast business for a while. In the buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with Jacob's crackers. So to save money you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats. Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet. Probability of carpet impact is determined by the following simple formula: p = s * t(t)/t(c) Where: p is the probability of carpet impact, s is he "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the toast topping in permanently staining the carpet. Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high s value, while the s value of water is zero. t(c)and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping - the value of p being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken tikka masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour. So it is obvious that the probability of carpet impact is maximized if you use chicken tikka masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a "p" value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet. Therefore a cat with chicken tikka masala on its back will be certain to hover in mid air, while there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of members of the royal family visiting accident victims in hospital, and politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power as there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research. It is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet.
 
oozily said:
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system. I've been thinking about this cat/toast business for a while. In the buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with Jacob's crackers. So to save money you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats. Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet. Probability of carpet impact is determined by the following simple formula: p = s * t(t)/t(c) Where: p is the probability of carpet impact, s is he "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the toast topping in permanently staining the carpet. Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high s value, while the s value of water is zero. t(c)and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping - the value of p being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken tikka masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour. So it is obvious that the probability of carpet impact is maximized if you use chicken tikka masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a "p" value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet. Therefore a cat with chicken tikka masala on its back will be certain to hover in mid air, while there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of members of the royal family visiting accident victims in hospital, and politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power as there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research. It is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet.
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I'm not entirely sure why, but this makes extremely good sense :shock:
 
oozily said:
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system. I've been thinking about this cat/toast business for a while. In the buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with Jacob's crackers. So to save money you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats. Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet. Probability of carpet impact is determined by the following simple formula: p = s * t(t)/t(c) Where: p is the probability of carpet impact, s is he "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the toast topping in permanently staining the carpet. Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high s value, while the s value of water is zero. t(c)and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping - the value of p being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken tikka masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour. So it is obvious that the probability of carpet impact is maximized if you use chicken tikka masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a "p" value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet. Therefore a cat with chicken tikka masala on its back will be certain to hover in mid air, while there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of members of the royal family visiting accident victims in hospital, and politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power as there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research. It is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet.
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Crazy :shock: but absolutely brilliant!! :D
 
wow, cool explanation oozily
here's my question
towels need to be washed because they get dirty but when you're using them you're clean.
 
oozily said:
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause ................................................................................................................................
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I think someone has way too much time on their hands LOL

Even more than everyone else in here put together LOL

How long have you been working on this cat/monorail theory :?

Have you put it into practice yet LOL
 
So I just strapped some buttered toast to my cat's back-and it didn't work. He just turned around and started licking the butter :p
 
oozily said:
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system. I've been thinking about this cat/toast business for a while. In the buttered toast case, it's the butter that causes it to land buttered side down - it doesn't have to be toast, the theory works equally well with Jacob's crackers. So to save money you just miss out the toast - and butter the cats. Also, should there be an imbalance between the effects of cat and butter, there are other substances that have a stronger affinity for carpet. Probability of carpet impact is determined by the following simple formula: p = s * t(t)/t(c) Where: p is the probability of carpet impact, s is he "stain" value of the toast-covering substance - an indicator of the effectiveness of the toast topping in permanently staining the carpet. Chicken Tikka Masala, for example, has a very high s value, while the s value of water is zero. t(c)and t(t) indicate the tone of the carpet and topping - the value of p being strongly related to the relationship between the colour of the carpet and topping, as even chicken tikka masala won't cause a permanent and obvious stain if the carpet is the same colour. So it is obvious that the probability of carpet impact is maximized if you use chicken tikka masala and a white carpet - in fact this combination gives a "p" value of one, which is the same as the probability of a cat landing on its feet. Therefore a cat with chicken tikka masala on its back will be certain to hover in mid air, while there could be problems with buttered toast as the toast may fall off the cat, causing a terrible monorail crash resulting in nauseating images of members of the royal family visiting accident victims in hospital, and politicians saying it wouldn't have happened if their party was in power as there would have been more investment in cat-toast glue research. It is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet.
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hm. you are right. the two opposed forces will cause spinning and if the forces have the same amount but opposed direstions the resultant force shall have the amount 0 Newtons. if there is wind(and there always is cause of diffences in air pressure) there will come to an Magnus effect and the dinamical buoyancy. if the wind is strong enogh, the magnus effect and the dinamical buoyancy shall neutralize the force of gravity and the cat shall rotate in the air causing the centipetal force on the butter dropings. the dropings of butter shall start to move, but then coriollis force which will cause the droppings of butter to rotate on the surface of butter and not fall down. so under these conditions neither cat nor the droppings of butter shall fall down of the floor. you may ask what is with the droppings of butter that are on the edge of toast. won't they rotate and in one moment fall of toast? yes they will but they won't fall down cause of dinamical buoyancy and they shall just float in the air.
 
MaidenMadness said:
hm. you are right. the two opposed forces will cause spinning and if the forces have the same amount but opposed direstions the resultant force shall have the amount 0 Newtons. if there is wind(and there always is cause of diffences in air pressure) there will come to an Magnus effect and the dinamical buoyancy. if the wind is strong enogh, the magnus effect and the dinamical buoyancy shall neutralize the force of gravity and the cat shall rotate in the air causing the centipetal force on the butter dropings. the dropings of butter shall start to move, but then coriollis force which will cause the droppings of butter to rotate on the surface of butter and not fall down. so under these conditions neither cat nor the droppings of butter shall fall down of the floor. you may ask what is with the droppings of butter that are on the edge of toast. won't they rotate and in one moment fall of toast? yes they will but they won't fall down cause of dinamical buoyancy and they shall just float in the air.
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:withstupid: :?
 
MaidenMadness said:
hm. you are right. the two opposed forces will cause spinning and if the forces have the same amount but opposed direstions the resultant force shall have the amount 0 Newtons. if there is wind(and there always is cause of diffences in air pressure) there will come to an Magnus effect and the dinamical buoyancy. if the wind is strong enogh, the magnus effect and the dinamical buoyancy shall neutralize the force of gravity and the cat shall rotate in the air causing the centipetal force on the butter dropings. the dropings of butter shall start to move, but then coriollis force which will cause the droppings of butter to rotate on the surface of butter and not fall down. so under these conditions neither cat nor the droppings of butter shall fall down of the floor. you may ask what is with the droppings of butter that are on the edge of toast. won't they rotate and in one moment fall of toast? yes they will but they won't fall down cause of dinamical buoyancy and they shall just float in the air.
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absolutely!!


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