Unanswerable Questions

Bockaaarck · Feb 13, 2004

If you put your house "on the market" would the market traders be upset?

rockin_plumber · Feb 13, 2004

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?

rockin_plumber · Feb 13, 2004

If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?

wicky · Feb 14, 2004

rockin_plumber said:
If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?

LOL LOL

wicky · Feb 14, 2004

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?!

AGuyFromNY · Feb 14, 2004

wicker nomad said:
Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?!

LOL, only in english

rockin_plumber · Feb 15, 2004

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on :?

wicky · Feb 15, 2004

Could it be that all those trick or treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

Frenchy · Feb 15, 2004

Would a zebra be a horse without black stripes ???

wicky · Feb 15, 2004

Did Adam And Eve have navels?

wicky · Feb 15, 2004

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Frenchy · Feb 15, 2004

A drummer without arms can't work

wicky · Feb 16, 2004

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? :?

MaidenMadness · Feb 17, 2004

if adam and eve had 2 kids both male how did they continue the existance of human race?

Bockaaarck · Feb 17, 2004

Do blues singers wake up at any other time during the day, or do they always "..........woke up this morning....."

sixhundredand66 · Feb 17, 2004

Can a person with no arms or legs kill someone?

ewil · Feb 17, 2004

sixhundredand66 said:
Can a person with no arms or legs kill someone?

Of course! Haven't you seen the Monty Python movie Holy Grail?

TheSeventhOne · Feb 17, 2004

Did pubic orginate from public?????

LOL

rockin_plumber · Feb 17, 2004

If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?

wicky · Feb 17, 2004

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?