Unanswerable Questions

[rockin_plumber]

If toast always falls butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped some toast to a cats back?

 

[wicky]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

[rockin_plumber]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

 

[rockin_plumber]

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

(that would be nice if it worked )

 

[MaidenMadness]

what came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[rockin_plumber]

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
:shock:

 

[wicky]

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
:shock:

I know where you're getting these from

 

[MaidenMadness]

how do the blind prepare their meal?
how do they pay in the store? do they get cheated?

 

[rockin_plumber]

I know where you're getting these from

If you do tell me what number it was (my last one)

 

[wicky]

If you do tell me what number it was (my last one)

number 1 :banana:

 

[wicky]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

 

[rockin_plumber]

number 1 :banana:

It was number 83 where I found it

 

[wicky]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[AGuyFromNY]

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
:shock:

LOL i guess they don't wipe

 

[Basses High]

how fast can you type www.maiden-world.com when you are drunk? :shock:


-no really? :?


It took me over 10 seconds.

 

[Vicente]

why those stores who stay 24/7 open have lockers and and the employees have keys :? :?

 

[Bockaaarck]

Do fish sweat ? :?

 

[MaidenMadness]

why is infinite minus infinite indeterminate?

 

[wicky]

Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?!

 

[MaidenMadness]

why isn't micheal jackson awarded the parent of the year award?