The official my roommate is a whining little bitch thread

[SexyDevilGirl]

D'oh- I just realised I never even voted . I vote - maybe :|

 

[Tony The Tiger]

D'oh- I just realised I never even voted . I vote - maybe :|

remember, the question is shoot, not kill

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

remember, the question is shoot, not kill

I think he should shoot the guy in the ass with a BB gun :|

 

[Cyrus]

I think people should be less violent :|

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Violence is too prevalent in everything these days :|

 

[Cyrus]

Violence is too prevalent in everything these days :|

Yeah, but that doesn't justify violent acts :|

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Yeah, but that doesn't justify violent acts :|

What, if anything, actually does? :|

 

[Cyrus]

What, if anything, actually does? :|

Food-fights justify violence :evil:

 

[zgodt]

What, if anything, actually does? :|

Well, you know, like being really pissed off.

I mean, really really pissed off.

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Food-fights justify violence :evil:

I've started plenty of those :evil:




Been "removed" from Buffets because of it :|

 

[Cyrus]

I've started plenty of those :evil:




Been "removed" from Buffets because of it :|

Did you go out with a "bang"

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Did you go out with a "bang"

If tossing spaghetti at the owner is a 'bang'- then yes

 

[Cyrus]

If tossing spaghetti at the owner is a 'bang'- then yes

LOL

:fist:

 

[wrathchild 84]

remember, the question is shoot, not kill

I meant shoot to kill.

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

I meant shoot to kill.

Can't you just lick his eyebrows the next time he gets out of line, that would scare anyone :err:

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Replace the kids Ritalin with Flintstones vitamins LOL

 

[Bockaaarck]

Can't you just lick his eyebrows the next time he gets out of line, that would scare anyone :err:

I have to admit SGD :shock:

That is genius

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

I have to admit SGD :shock:

That is genius

:banana: :banana: :banana:

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

:shock: I've got it sorted. Sew all the guy's socks together, and sew all the openings in his boxers shut too. LOL

 

[SexyDevilGirl]

Wait until he's stoned and passed out on his bed, then go into his room and take his hand and dip it into ice cold water. That will make him wet his bed. Do this everytime he passes out :err: