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Me and my mate went out for a kick about in a magistrates court, and I kind of broke a window :err:

It went something like this

"Paul, volley it to me mate"

*Volleys*

*Catches*

*Hoofs*

*Smash*

"LEG IT!" GET THE BALL! RUN!"

:oops:
 
todayi got shot, got challenged to a game of doubles on pool by some guys and whenever i got a good break or an amazing shot they'd say "someones a professional" lol it got realy annoyingwe recorded most of it on my phone.
then had a decision wether to try for a girl i like sorta but chose the park, gambled my mate and won 8 quid on blackjack, covered the park bench in some oily stuff we found in the pond, saw the cops and ran then went on m-w, normal day really
 
Frenchy said:
are you a conehead now :?
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:roll:

Conehead.jpg


NO :|
 
My mate's wife is expecting their first child in November and he is a bit worried
if he is gonna be able to watch the birth....
He wanted to know what it was like :err:

I said...
Its like watching a wet St Bernard trying to force itself through a cat flap :D
 
rockin_plumber said:
My mate's wife is expecting their first child in November and he is a bit worried
if he is gonna be able to watch the birth....
He wanted to know what it was like :err:

I said...
Its like watching a wet St Bernard trying to force itself through a cat flap :D
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LOL How right you are LOL
 
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