HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

rockin_plumber said:
Anelka is looking to come back to England..........

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rockin_plumber said:
It wont cost much LOL

We sold ours :err: (Biscan)
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well that will teach you not to buy a product of extreme media hype by journalists from zagreb that are very very close with dinamo


someone might even say too close when they recieve money to write articles as ordered by the club's leaders :wink:
 
In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating for a long time.
They decided it was finally time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how to work out their marriage. They discussed finances,
living arrangements and so on.
The old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I
would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he
looked her in the eye and casually asked ... "Is that one word or two?"
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wicker nomad said:
In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating for a long time.
They decided it was finally time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how to work out their marriage. They discussed finances,
living arrangements and so on.
The old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I
would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he
looked her in the eye and casually asked ... "Is that one word or two?"
LOL
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LOL , good one :kinkyfruit:
 
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Rockhardchick666 said:
I was browsing through my spam mail.


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Don't need Spermamax, but in need to be a father :D
 
This guy is walking alone near the pier when he spots a girl, with no arms
and no legs, sitting in her wheelchair crying.

Curious, he walks up to her. "What's the matter?" he says. The girl looks
up at him and says "I'm almost 25 and I've never been on a date." Feeling
sorry for her, he decides to ask her out. SHe says yes and they go out
and have a pretty good time.

The next week he is walking alone near the pier again and he sees the
woman, again crying near the edge of the pier. "What's wrong now?" he
says to her. "I'm almost 25 and I've never been kissed." she replies back.
He thinks "well, she's not too bad looking... I'll give her a kiss." So he
does so and this makes her happy.

The NEXT week our philanthropist is again walking out near the pier when
he sees the woman AGAIN crying in her wheelchair.. near the edge of the
pier. With a heavy heart, he walks up to her. "What's wroung NOW?"
Through her tears she says "Well, I'm almost 25 and I've never been
fucked."


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So the man grabs her wheelchair by the handles and pushes her off the
edge of the pier and says "NOW you're fucked!"
 
rockin_plumber said:
The NEXT week our philanthropist is again walking out near the pier when
he sees the woman AGAIN crying in her wheelchair.. near the edge of the
pier. With a heavy heart, he walks up to her. "What's wroung NOW?"
Through her tears she says "Well, I'm almost 25 and I've never been
fucked."


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So the man grabs her wheelchair by the handles and pushes her off the
edge of the pier and says "NOW you're fucked!"
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rocky :shock: :shock: :shock:

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LOL LOL LOL
 
2 women walking home pissed from the boozer dying for a piss. Whilst
walking through the graveyard they decide to answer the call of nature.
Alas, our intrepid ladies have no toilet paper. One of the ladies uses her
knickers to wipe herself with and throws them away. The other, trying to
be move resourceful, finds a ribbon from a nearby wreath that had been
left on a freshly made grave and uses that.

The next day, the husbands are talking. One says to the other "We better
keep an eye on our 2 birds, mine came home last night with no knickers
on" The other husband replies "you think that's bad? Mine came home with
a card hanging out of her arse that said "From all the lads at the
station,we'll never forget you...."

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rockin_plumber said:
2 women walking home pissed from the boozer dying for a piss. Whilst
walking through the graveyard they decide to answer the call of nature.
Alas, our intrepid ladies have no toilet paper. One of the ladies uses her
knickers to wipe herself with and throws them away. The other, trying to
be move resourceful, finds a ribbon from a nearby wreath that had been
left on a freshly made grave and uses that.

The next day, the husbands are talking. One says to the other "We better
keep an eye on our 2 birds, mine came home last night with no knickers
on" The other husband replies "you think that's bad? Mine came home with
a card hanging out of her arse that said "From all the lads at the
station,we'll never forget you...."

LOL LOL LOL
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rocky found a special site :err:
 
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