HAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.



A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.



She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"



As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed. "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.



The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"



The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."



MORAL: Not All blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

LOL
 
the_nomad said:
and the iznogoud one :D
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Is that the thing that jumps out on you and makes you almost shite your pants?
I don't wanna look incase it is :err: :oops:
 
manic said:
exorcist the begining sux major ass
waste of my download time :err:
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I know! waste of my time too
not to mentioin that was took it right from the theatre recording, so we had someones fucking head in the corner
 
Rockhardchick666 said:
I know! waste of my time too
not to mentioin that was took it right from the theatre recording, so we had someones fucking head in the corner
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i thought u sneaked into it :roll: or was that the grudge
either way they both shit
 
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