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rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
These footy threads are always bad ideas :roll:
MaidenMadness
Active Member
hmmm no arsenal fans around here
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Cyrus said:
Roy Keane is nearly as bad as one :x
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Bo-Keane-ian Rhapsody
Mama, just kicked a man.
There's a screw loose in my head,
Because I tried to break his leg,
Fergie, the seasons just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
Makes me want to sigh!
We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
Carry On, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.
Too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,
Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a fukin twat!
Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
(guitar solo)
(Opera Section)
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
WHERE IS RIO ?,
Where is Rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too
slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
HE WILL NOT!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
Has he really stubbed his toe ?
Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
(Heavy Guitar riff)
So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
(Slow bit)
All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
Now I've got a Court case......I just want to kick folk, you see?
Tell me where did Mick go?
Mama, just kicked a man.
There's a screw loose in my head,
Because I tried to break his leg,
Fergie, the seasons just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
Forlan! Ooh -ooh - ooh,
Makes me want to sigh!
We'd score more goals with Sid James or Kenneth Williams,
Carry On, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.
Too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,
Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, 'cos I'm a fukin twat!
Veron! Ooh -ooh - ooh
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
(guitar solo)
(Opera Section)
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
LAURENT BLANC! LAURENT BLANC!
HE'S JUST SLOW, OLD AND USELESS!
Brown & Neville fighting, very very frightening indeed!!!
WHERE IS RIO ?,
Where is Rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?,
Where is Rio?,
Because Laurents far too slow! He's far too
slow-ow-ow-ow-ow.....
I'm just a head-case, nobody loves me!
HE'S JUST A HEADCASE, WALKED OUT ON, HIS COUNTRY!
SPARE US THE WHINES FROM HIS GAFFER IF YOU PLEASE!
Here it comes, Open goal - Forlan must score.
HE WILL NOT!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
No! He's simply got to score!
HE WILL NOT, NEVER, EVER SCORE!
NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE, NEVER, EVER SCORE.........
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
Has he really stubbed his toe ?
Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
(Heavy Guitar riff)
So you think that I punch refs and spit in their eyes?
Would I kick Alan Shearer and leave him to die?
Oh baby, Even though I seem crazy,
I'm Roy the Red, rich, thick and madder each year.
(Slow bit)
All the guys I've clattered.....even poor Alfie!
Now I've got a Court case......I just want to kick folk, you see?
Tell me where did Mick go?
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
A little boy says to his mother: 'Mammy, Mammy, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane'
She replies, 'You can't do both, son'.
She replies, 'You can't do both, son'.
MaidenMadness
Active Member
LOLrockin_plumber said:
MaidenMadness
Active Member
now we'll see roy keane ads on this forum. i already saw some ad for some eric cantona merchantise
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Cyrus said:I bet rockin_plumber will be overjoyed
Yes must buy some for if I run out of loo roll............
Only problem I would wipe more shit back on :|
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
If I was Roy Keane and I was Croatian
I would say to him..............
Dabog da the napao vlak pun napaljenih pedera
That would make him walk funny :err: If it happened
Even if it means what I think it does :roll:
I would say to him..............
Dabog da the napao vlak pun napaljenih pedera
That would make him walk funny :err: If it happened
Even if it means what I think it does :roll:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Where did maiden madness go I was hoping he would tell me
Eddie T Head
New Member
I'm a Chelsea fan and in response to hooligan question i have thrown a few punches at an Arsenal fan in a ruck at a bar called the White Hart on Fulham Road I hate Arsenal!!!
On Roy Keane I totally agree he is a dirty bastard
I hate Arsenal!!!On Roy Keane I totally agree he is a dirty bastard
maidenrawx
Member
Cyrus said:
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Simpsons rulz