SexyDevilGirl
Active Member
Cyrus said:Kick his ass! :trooper:
I can't catch the little fucker :x :x :x
Cyrus said:Kick his ass! :trooper:
SexyDevilGirl said:DAMMIT!!! :x :x :x MY YOUNGEST CAT JUST STOLE MY BREAD!! :x :x :x
SexyDevilGirl said:I can't catch the little fucker :x :x :x
Cyrus said:
SexyDevilGirl said:He's so fat, but he is still very quick. He growled at me when I made a grab for the bread. :x :x :x
Cyrus said:You're owned! LOL
SexyDevilGirl said:The first time he ever stole food from me was when he was only 2 months old. I was sitting at my computer and he just lept at me from across the room- he landed with his face right in my burrito and just kept growling and eating- it was freaky. :shock:
I was listening to Iron Maiden when it happened too... :err:
Cyrus said:LOL
What a crazy cat LOL
SexyDevilGirl said:He is- the last time I had a party he kept stealing people's food. He took a huge piece of pizza when my friend turned around and left his plate unattended. LOL LOL
I even caught him drinking tequila a few times :shock:
Cyrus said:He picks up after you LOL
SexyDevilGirl said:LOL yup. One time I came home and found a bottle of tequila broken open on the kitchen floor. He had knocked it off the counter and drank most of it- it had been unopened :shock:
He was so drunk he didn't realise he had cut his leg and left a trail of bloody paw prints on the floor :cry:
He was laying on my sofa passed out and woke up after I picked him up and gave him a bath :|
Cyrus said:LOL
I bet it must have been funny to see him like that LOL
SexyDevilGirl said:Yeah- it was funny until he puked :edbarf:
He was all dishevelled and sleepy for days. LOL
Cyrus said:I'm amazed that much alcohol didn't kill him though :shock:
SexyDevilGirl said:I know-I was panicking. I called his Veterinarian and he said to make him puke- so I had to stick my finger down his throat :|
Cyrus said::shock:
SexyDevilGirl said:there was so much hair :edbarf:
Cyrus said:You should have stuck a Q-tip or something in there LOL
SexyDevilGirl said:there was so much hair :edbarf:
SexyDevilGirl said:He eats Q-tips :|