Breaking news!!!

Expect Death Magnetic release date to be bumped forward, like they did with St. Wanker.
Since a Record Shop in France has started selling copies already, I'd imagine it will be 'leaked' any time now, And Metallica are shit scared of missing out to the pirates.
 
afraidtoshooteddie said:
Expect Death Magnetic release date to be bumped forward, like they did with St. Wanker.
Since a Record Shop in France has started selling copies already, I'd imagine it will be 'leaked' any time now, And Metallica are shit scared of missing out to the pirates.
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Still cant find it LOL
 
rockin_plumber said:
Still cant find it LOL
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If you go here and read through the comments, there are a lot of posts aboot it, and some Douche even NAMES the Shop that leaked it early. They can expect a call from the lawyers of an irate Danish/American midget any moment now LOL
 
UK Politics

The Labour Party have today changed their emblem from a Rose to a Condom as it more accurately reflects their political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fucked. :D
 
Manchester United superstar Cristiano Ronaldo will be speaking with the
authorities in the UK after crashing his Ferrarri in a Manchester tunnel.

Ronaldo had just brought his car from Portugal to England 2 days before
the crash. Ronaldo didn't suffer any apparent injuries, and walked out of
the wreck.

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Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly
tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over
and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes,
then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Another witness said.. The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that
even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident he rolled out of
the car clutching his head.
 
The credit crunch has seen a big rise in the divorce rate.

This has nothing to do with the stress of the situation. It's just a great
opportunity to get rid of the old bag when the divorce settlement is 50%
of fuck all.
 
rockin_plumber said:
The credit crunch has seen a big rise in the divorce rate.

This has nothing to do with the stress of the situation. It's just a great
opportunity to get rid of the old bag when the divorce settlement is 50%
of fuck all.
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LOL LOL LOL
 
rockin_plumber said:
The credit crunch has seen a big rise in the divorce rate.

This has nothing to do with the stress of the situation. It's just a great
opportunity to get rid of the old bag when the divorce settlement is 50%
of fuck all.
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I'm already waaaaaay ahead of you :D
 
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:


'If hooking up one rag head terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'


'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'


LOL LOL LOL
 
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