Breaking news!!!

LOL :err: The entente cordiale between Britain and France could become a little frostier with the relaunch of a children's cartoon TV show.

A new series of Mr Men sees Mr Rude speaking with a French accent - the only foreign-sounding character on the show.

Mr Rude appears on the programme's official website telling viewers how rude he can be and blowing raspberries.

The French Embassy in London was very laissez-faire about any perceived slight on the character of Britain's Continental neighbour.

A spokesman told Sky News they would not comment on the change - adding they did not want to interfere with artistic freedom.

Mr Rude, a new Mr Men character with a French accent and a flatulence problem, is threatening to put the wind up Anglo-French relations.


Find him Here, he's the Red guy with the Brown nose :err:
 
A TRADER from Oxford selling spray which he claimed would make car
number plates unreadable by speed cameras has been nabbed by trading
standards officers in Dorset.

David Pollard, a director of Oxford Scientific Development Ltd of
Wallingford, was fined £1,300 by Wimborne Magistrates Court .

The company director was ordered to pay costs of £700, and said he
would destroy all remaining stock of his Safe Plate Anti Flash Protection Spray.

Paul Carter, a trading standards manager for Dorset County Council, said
he was pleased by the outcome of the trial and happy that the product had
been removed from the market.

Consumer protection chiefs at Dorset County Council paid more than £23
for a can of the spray, which they purchased from an internet website as a
test purchase.

Officers decided to put to the test claims made on the can's printed label
for the efficacy of the spray.

Dorset Safety Camera Partnership helped trading standards officers with
the testing, coating the number plate of a police car in the spray and
driving it past fixed and mobile Gatsometer cameras.

The spray did not work.

Johnny Stephens, the Partnership's fixed penalties chief, said he had been
happy to help the trading standards officers, and warned that trying to
cheat speed cameras meant driving at dangerous speeds.


:roll: like it ever worked LOL
 
afraidtoshooteddie said:
There was an Earthquake in the UK this Morning.

Did any one feel it?

I didn't.
I did :shock: It's very hard to describe what I felt, I was 99% asleep and shot awake, my heart was racing and..... this is gonna sound weird :err: .... It was like my bed was buzzing :err: It took me ages to get back to sleep, didn't think anything of it this morning til I saw the news! :shock:
 
Twin Gay Porn Stars Arrested for Supervillainry

TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars.

The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.

A Rite Aid at Front Street and Snyder Avenue was burglarized in a similar fashion the previous day. On Feb. 8, Taleon Goffney is alleged to have committed similar burglaries at Wawas in Nether Providence and Wallingford, Delaware County, according to police.

Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.

The twins are the focus of a tristate Rooftop Burglary Task force, led by New Jersey investigators, the state where many of the 40-some rooftop burglaries have been committed over the last 18 months.

The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos - some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.

In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.

"Marc and the Twins" seems to be the most popular of the online porn films that star Taleon and Keyontyli. Their co-star in the film, Marc Williams, is a fairly big name in gay porn, according to Erik Schut, editorial director of Philadelphia-based TLA Entertainment Group.

The company's Web site, TLAVideo.com, is the nation's largest retailer of gay porn DVDs. To Schut's knowledge, the twins have not appeared in any porn films available on DVD, but he said if they had chosen to further their career in porn, "They could have been huge."

"Two incredibly beautiful black men and twins - it's unprecedented," Schut said. "Ethnic, gay models are rare."

In fact, Keyontyli, a graduate of the Barbizon School of Modeling, seems to have had legitimate gigs as a model, according to his portfolios on Jurgita.com and NYCastings.com. He has served as a runway model for clothing companies BOIISH and Azzure, and this month, he has a seven-page spread in CLIK, a magazine for black gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.

He lists several television appearances in his portfolio, including gigs as a "seat filler" on VH1's "Save the Music," and a "Super Bowl shuffler" in a "Saturday Night Live" skit.

Taleon also has a lengthy portfolio - but his is kept by the police.

"Taleon is a bad, bad dude," one police source said.

Chief Dave Kunkel of Clementon, N.J., had no trouble recalling his department's run-in with Taleon in 2006.

Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips.

"The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales."

Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.


Kunkel was unaware what sentence Taleon received in the case, but he noted that at the time of Taleon's arrest he also was facing charges in other New Jersey counties and in Delaware.

The Camden County Prosecutor's Office said it was prohibited from releasing information regarding Taleon's record or his criminal history.

Several lead investigators with the Rooftop Burglary Task Force in Pennsylvania and New Jersey declined to comment yesterday on the case, fearing that it would jeopardize their ongoing investigations.

According to a police source and online court records, the Goffney brothers are scheduled for a preliminary hearing in Philadelphia tomorrow on charges of burglary, trespassing, theft and related crimes.

According to the source, both men remain in prison. Online court records, however, indicate that Keyontyli may be free on $75,000 bail while his brother remains in prison on $150,000 bail.

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Speed Kills :(

A seventh person has died following Friday night's head-on car crash in Gloucestershire.

A nine-year-old girl and a 10-year-old boy, both described as critically ill, are continuing to fight for their lives.

Their 34-year-old aunt yesterday became the seventh person to die following the tragic collision, described as "the worst case of loss of life in a single (road) incident" to hit the county for years.

The crash happened on Friday night on the A429, between the Cotswold villages of Moreton-in-Marsh and Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire.

A Gloucestershire Police spokesman said both injured children were last night continuing to receive treatment at hospitals in Bristol.

Their grandparents, who were with them in a VW Passat, are also among the seven people to have died.

Four people in a Peugeot 306, which was attempting to overtake a Kia Sedona at the time of the crash, died at the scene.

Last night the Rev David Francis, vicar of St Edward's Church in Stow-on-the-Wold, said the thoughts of his congregation would be with the victims and their families.

"People here are very shocked. What has happened has only come to light, it is a terrible thing."

Rev Francis said: "One family were obviously particularly based here, but the other people had links with Stow too. They will be remembered in our Sunday services."

The children's aunt, a back seat passenger, succumbed to chest injuries at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital.

The children's grandfather, 53, died at the scene, while their grandmother, 61, who was in the front passenger seat, died early yesterdy. The family are thought to be from Stow-on-the-Wold.

The four people in the Peugeot 306 were a 35-year-old man, a 31-year-old woman, and a 15-year-old girl, all from Moreton-in-Marsh, and a 20-year-old man from Chipping Norton.

The straight road, which had a 60mph speed limit, is not known as an accident hotspot according to a local traffic officer.
 
afraidtoshooteddie said:
Speed Kills :(

A seventh person has died following Friday night's head-on car crash in Gloucestershire.

A nine-year-old girl and a 10-year-old boy, both described as critically ill, are continuing to fight for their lives.

Their 34-year-old aunt yesterday became the seventh person to die following the tragic collision, described as "the worst case of loss of life in a single (road) incident" to hit the county for years.

The crash happened on Friday night on the A429, between the Cotswold villages of Moreton-in-Marsh and Stow-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire.

A Gloucestershire Police spokesman said both injured children were last night continuing to receive treatment at hospitals in Bristol.

Their grandparents, who were with them in a VW Passat, are also among the seven people to have died.

Four people in a Peugeot 306, which was attempting to overtake a Kia Sedona at the time of the crash, died at the scene.

Last night the Rev David Francis, vicar of St Edward's Church in Stow-on-the-Wold, said the thoughts of his congregation would be with the victims and their families.

"People here are very shocked. What has happened has only come to light, it is a terrible thing."

Rev Francis said: "One family were obviously particularly based here, but the other people had links with Stow too. They will be remembered in our Sunday services."

The children's aunt, a back seat passenger, succumbed to chest injuries at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital.

The children's grandfather, 53, died at the scene, while their grandmother, 61, who was in the front passenger seat, died early yesterdy. The family are thought to be from Stow-on-the-Wold.

The four people in the Peugeot 306 were a 35-year-old man, a 31-year-old woman, and a 15-year-old girl, all from Moreton-in-Marsh, and a 20-year-old man from Chipping Norton.

The straight road, which had a 60mph speed limit, is not known as an accident hotspot according to a local traffic officer.

Was he drink driving again?

A driver involved in a crash that left seven people dead had a conviction for drink-driving, it has emerged.

Jason Brain, 35, was killed along with his three passengers when he tried to overtake another car on the A429 between Moreton-in-Marsh and Stow-on-the-Wold.

Mr Brain's Peugeot 306 was involved in a head-on collision with a VW Passat.

He was pronounced dead at the scene along with a 31-year-old woman and a 15-year-old girl, both from Moreton-in-Marsh, and a 20-year-old man from Chipping Norton.

Three of the occupants of the Passat died from their injuries while two children who were sitting in the back are still seriously ill.

The ten-year-old boy is being treated Bristol's Frenchay hospital for head injuries and the nine-year-old girl is at Bristol Children's Hospital with abdominal injuries after the accident

Their grandfather, the 53-year-old driver of the Passat, died at the scene, while their grandmother, 61, who was in the front passenger seat, died later.

Their daughter, the children's 34-year-old aunt, who was also sitting in the back, died late on Saturday.

A Gloucestershire Police spokesman said the children's families "have requested that their condition remains a private matter".

Superintendent Jerry Foster said: "This is the worst case of loss of life in a single incident on Gloucestershire's roads for many, many years."


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coz of the storm this night in west France :shock: LOL


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rockin_plumber said:
At least its still in one piece LOL

cool for this summer and lazying on the beach LOL LOL

imagine :

where did you go this summer for holidays :?

hummm in a town called 'Les Sables d'Olonne', it was cool, the beach is nice and they put a boat to visit
:shock:

LOL LOL
 
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