WE'RE BEATING FRANCE 1-0! YES! IT'S GREAT! WE'RE BEATING THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, AND OFFICIALLY WE'RE ONLY ABOUT 10TH! BECKHAM SENT A FREEKICK IN FROM THE RIGHT AND LAMPARD GOT HIS HEAD ON IT! YES!
In a more sedate update, the match has been fairly good, pretty even, and we've managed to keep Henry and Zidane under wraps. Rooney's been our best player so far, really physical and not afraid of anyone. Our only real problem's been not getting forward enough - the players have had their defensive roles impressed on them so much (considering our midfield is very attacking) that they're not attacking enough. Still, they're playing quite well.
UP THE ENLGAND!
...I am so glad I haven't been drinking.