what are you doing right now

[Cyrus]

LOL LOL LOL good lad, at least you know when its due :err:

Anyone wanna throw me a baby-shower (or whatever those parties are called)

 

[wicky]

I'm not due for another 2 months :err:

LOL LMAO

 

[MaidenMadness]

where is everybody

 

[Cyrus]

where is everybody

I was cleaning that new virus of my system

 

[Cyrus]

Just came back from the gym :banana:

Have to go to the library in 40 minutes

 

[twilightsglow]

I'm not due for another 2 months :err:

LOL

Who's the father? :err:

 

[Cyrus]

LOL

Who's the father? :err:

I've narrowed it down to 7 people :err:

 

[twilightsglow]

I've narrowed it down to 7 people :err:

How about a paternity test? :err:

 

[Cyrus]

How about a paternity test? :err:

The bastards all refuse! :edmad:

 

[twilightsglow]

The bastards all refuse! :edmad:

:shock:

They don't deserve you! :edmad:

We'll know in time. See who the baby resembles. :err:

 

[Cyrus]

:shock:

They don't deserve you! :edmad:

We'll know in time. See who the baby resembles. :err:

Dammit! I need someone who can change diapers!

 

[twilightsglow]

Dammit! I need someone who can change diapers!

Hire a nanny.

I have never changed a diaper in my life. :err:

 

[Cyrus]

Hire a nanny.

I have never changed a diaper in my life. :err:

Are you gonna pay for it?

I have...several times Umm...there's something you need to know :err:

 

[twilightsglow]

Are you gonna pay for it?

I have...several times Umm...there's something you need to know :err:

Will she work for cheap?

:shock: What?!?

 

[Cyrus]

Will she work for cheap?

:shock: What?!?

I'll ask her

Umm...this won't be my first child :err:

 

[twilightsglow]

I'll ask her

Umm...this won't be my first child :err:

Ask her if she accepts pocket lint.

:shock: :shock:
I thought you were a good girl. :err:

 

[Cyrus]

Ask her if she accepts pocket lint.

:shock: :shock:
I thought you were a good girl. :err:

I think she would even go for less LOL

Not as good as you thought :evil: :err:

 

[twilightsglow]

I think she would even go for less LOL

Not as good as you thought :evil: :err:

LOL Like nothing?

:shock:

I see. :evil:

 

[Cyrus]

LOL Like nothing?

:shock:

I see. :evil:

Bingo!

You can be an "auntie" if you want

 

[twilightsglow]

Bingo!

You can be an "auntie" if you want

Very :evil:.

I would be the coolest aunt ever. :banana: