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rockin_plumber said:
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LOL LOL LOL
 
>> > > One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in
>his
>> > > > house.
>> > > >
>> > > > His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing
>in
>> > > > the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the
>
>> > front
>> > > yard.
>> > > >
>> > > > The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
>
>> > > > house.
>> > > >
>> > > > Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had
>
>> > > > been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
>
>> > > >
>> > > > In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel,
and
>
>> > the
>> > > > family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

>> > > >
>> > > > In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled
>
>> > on
>> > > > the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass
lay
>
>> > under
>> > > > the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
>
>> > > >
>> > > > He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles
>
>> > of
>> > > > clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or
>
>> > that
>> > > > something serious had happened.
>> > > >
>> > > > He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in
>her
>> > > > pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked
>
>> > how
>> > > > his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,
>> > > > "What happened here today?"
>> > > >
>> > > > She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come
>
>> > home
>> > > > from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"
>> > > >
>> > > > "Yes" was his incredulous reply.
>> > > >
>> > > > She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
>> > > >


A friend just sent me this LOL thought i'd put it after your sexist pic :wink:
 
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