The all new what are you doing now thread
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A young blonde woman goes into the doctor because she's missed a couple of periods and takes a test, revealing she's pregnant. So she goes into the doctor to confirm the results, and finds out she's about 3 1/2 months pregnant.
"Hmmmm," she says.
"Is this not good news?" he says to her.
"No, not necessarily.. The problem is that I've been with 5 different guys in the past 4 months, I have no idea who the father could be!"
"Well, it looks as though you may want to contact each of them and have them come in for DNA testing. Then you'll know for sure," said the Doc.
"I can't do that," she says.
"Why not?" the Doctor asks.
"Because they've changed their Screen Names."
:lol: I liked that one
"Hmmmm," she says.
"Is this not good news?" he says to her.
"No, not necessarily.. The problem is that I've been with 5 different guys in the past 4 months, I have no idea who the father could be!"
"Well, it looks as though you may want to contact each of them and have them come in for DNA testing. Then you'll know for sure," said the Doc.
"I can't do that," she says.
"Why not?" the Doctor asks.
"Because they've changed their Screen Names."
:lol: I liked that one
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
^^^ LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Cyrus.......... Who is Tony Soprano :?
And why is this his sig
And why is this his sig
In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of men in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stares riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers:
"Iron this."
OMFG!!! LOL LOL LOL
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of men in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stares riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman and whispers:
"Iron this."
OMFG!!! LOL LOL LOL
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Cyrus said:He was Tony The Tiger. I suspect that sig comes from a thread where everybody was using the word "fuck" excessively
:shock: On the fukin IMBB
:shock: I hope it got removed
:shock: No I dont believe it :|
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
Cyrus said:
That summit Humourous happened there :|
...are you hyper?...are we safe :?
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
The#2RY said:
Goddam Freakin hello Invisible Ryan :banana: :banana: :banana:
rockin_plumber
The Plumber That Rocks
The#2RY said:
I was reacting to the fact you said you was invisible